AngryAmish
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:21 PM
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Where do babies come from? |
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I was sick when it was discussed in 8th grade.
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:22 PM
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1. You'll be sick if someone explains it now n/t |
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:23 PM
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they have a factory there that makes them. The defective ones go to republican households
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:26 PM
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Phase 1: Genetically engineer a baby Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:41 PM
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:rofl: I thought they only did that with underpants... :rofl: :hi:
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:27 PM
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4. They spring up from holes in the ground. |
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Hopefully, you get one without a beard.
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:30 PM
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Jesus gives them to the stork who hides them in the cabbage patch for the mommies and daddies to find and take home and love forever as shown by raising them to be good little Catholic boys and girls.
See, I learned that because paid attention. I was a good student in my 9th grade "health theology" class because Sr. Betty made my pants fit funny.
Sorry, I had to do it. I know it is wrong but "inappropriate religious humor" was the only good thing that I ever got out of catholic school.
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:33 PM
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8. Today, I would tell you Hell... |
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I'm not a good person to ask today. :)
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:37 PM
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9. Babies are found under cabbage leaves. |
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That's why cabbage smells so bad! :P
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:39 PM
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10. My daughters asked me this on July 4th, 1987 |
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I was pregnant with my son, the girls were 5 and 6, it was late, we were stuck in traffic and I just wanted to go home. Then comes that question.
So, taking a deep breath, I explained.
My older daughter simply said, "Wow."
My younger daughter said, "Yuck! That's gross!"
:rofl:
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