DU parents: Do you keep your children behind bars?

[ForrestGump]

'cos it seems like a good idea, in many cases...

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Only if they insist on going out to eat.

Otherwise, no.

[SOteric]

2. Right.

Good solid iron bars are too pricey. Especially when you can duct tape 'em to the walls and turn the hose on 'em when they get mouthy.

[ForrestGump]

5. Ms Crawford?

Are you ready for your close-up?

:scared:

[SOteric]

9. Don't make me get the coat hanger, Forrest.

[ForrestGump]

11. No! Please! Nooooo! Not the coathanger!

:scared:


And please....please....PLEASE don't throw me back in that briar patch! :o

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Actually, the older they get, I find I have to use the power washer.

More pressure you know. And, the bonus is a sparkling clean house!!!

[SOteric]

14. Well, - that explains a few things

about Little Midlo's fierce soccer 'game face.'

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Did you see the thread where she made Captain of the

Varsity Field Hockey team? And, she's only a junior. Boast. Boast. Boast.


(however, in the interest of full disclosure, she is going to a brand new high school and there will not be a senior class this year)



But, still!!! She is SO excited.

[SOteric]

18. Yes, I think I did.

I recall something about 'go Little Midlo' and there was a discussion of her keeping you in rich supply of boxed wines in your old age with her hefty Pro Sports Salaries, and possibly the sale of some fan merchandise.

matcom! - Step away from the bobblehead.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. I really have to work on keeping her away from that man.

Although it does boost her ego.

When I posted her prom pic and everyone said she looked so pretty, it did wonders for her.

I don't know why she doesn't think she's cute...the 10yo thinks she rules the world.

[Sanity Claws]

3. Oh no. They go into all the bars in town.

How else are they going to learn the evils of likker.

[ForrestGump]

6. Good idea

If nothing else puts them off alkerhol, the sight of inebriated 'adults' acting like the Three Stooges (but unfunny...I mean, even less funny) should do it. :D

[mwdem]

4. I did have my son on a leash at one time,

now he's 25, and seems okay....

[ForrestGump]

7. Well, I had my wife on one, but then...

Oh, shoot. Who'm I kidding. She had me on one... :cry:

[mwdem]

8. Poor baby, I know all about those leashes,

from the other end!:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

12. *gulp*

I repeat:

*gulp:


:scared:

[mwdem]

13. You know, I will be visiting Vegas in March.

You'd better shape up!:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

16. Yes, ma'am...March!

Hut-two-three-four!

I'll be shaped up. :D

[mwdem]

21. I'll let you when.

You can pm me. I'd love to catch your act, and of course meet the ever elusive Forrest.

[China_cat]

15. Yeah, they're the only ones who know how to

make a good martini.

[Debi]

19. I love it!

:rofl: