I'm sorry, but mustaches that go to one's chin line are fucking dumb

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unless one does the whole goatee.

I'm watching Morgan Spurlock on Colbert, and he has the mustache that goes all the way down to his chin line, but he doesn't have the chin-beard part that would make a goatee.

It looks so fucking dumb, I want to kill him.

Same with sideburns, epsecially those giant 70s-style Elvis ugly fucking asshole sideburns. Come on, people, those were insanely ugly then, they're just as ugly now.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. I always thought it looked good on him. . .

how was the show anyway? I missed it again :(

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Hilarious beginning - he did the word of the day in Spanish

about how he should lead Cuba. I can't describe it, so I won't - but you have to see it!

The rest has been rather mediocre.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Agreed on the mustache. Looks like a dirty mouth. Disagree on the burns.

Are you saying MrG is ugly? :cry:



He's always worn them. He's his own man. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. No, those aren't sideburns, not quite

I'm talking more mutton chops - anything that goes to the chin line.

While I think your hubby would look more streamlined, handsome, and professional without what he has, they aren't really all that bad. I mean, if he were interviewing for a job with me, I wouldn't discount him for those sideburns like I would a muttonchopper.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. I love his sideburns, because I've never known him without them.

Well once, and we didn't care for it. He goes a few months with a beard (full face, trimmed) and then a few months without. Right now he's clean shaven and baby faced. Once he wanted a goatee for the heck of it, but I drew the line. I hate goatees.

[u4ic]

6. MrG is very handsome!

You are one lucky lady! (admittedly, he's also a very lucky man...):hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I am far luckier!

:hi:

10 years and I still get all weak and stuff. ;)

[Malikshah]

4. It's so Village People, 70s Gay retro

On him-- it looks hot.

And he's a great guy to boot.

When he was in lockup though-- he might've gotten a few lingering looks.

[Ouabache]

7. nt

[Redstone]

8. No, goddamit! A moustache with chin-whiskers is a VanDyke, not a goatee!

A goatee is the chin-whiskers with no moustache, which is patently absurd.

Redstone

[Throd]

11. Lemmy from Motorhead can kick your ass!

Hell, his meth-filled moles can kick your ass.

[Monk06]

12. Actually Morgan is sportin the under the chin goatee.

[last_texas_dem]

13. I think different stuff works on different people

Yeah, there are some looks I tend to think that most people can't pull off, but sometimes the stuff that I might think doesn't look that good in general I end up appreciating on people who choose to sport them. Mostly 'cause it gives them something distinctive about themselves. I hate how everyone looks more and more the same these days.

Oh yeah, and I'm guilty of the sideburn look you don't like. Well, mine don't go out really far like Elvis's (mine just don't grow that way) but they do go down a past the bottom of my ears. I don't really think they're that offensive-looking or that noticeable in general.

[Flaxbee]

14. whatever they are, VanDykes or goatees, I don't like them

looks like someone pasted a vagina on their face. Just don't like the idea of sitting across from a vagina eating spaghetti. Full beards, fine. Hair that just frames pink lips, no thanks. If I want to see that, I'll get a mirror.

[AirmensMom]

16. LOL!

:rofl: Thanks! Now I know why I don't like them! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

15. On the right guy, it's sexy as hell.

:P

[barb162]

17. I agree. Doesn't look good