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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:32 AM Original message |
My son accepted literature from a Jehovah's Witness last month |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. Don't Answer the Door or start speaking in tongues or... |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. As an ex Jehovah's Witness, I really hope you |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
21. You are right. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:33 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. It's hard for a Catholic, or most any other religious person to |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 02:27 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. My mom got sucked in by her pacifism. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
3. I found that answering the door naked prevents them |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:29 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. My very plump friend answered the door wrapped in a very small towel. |
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greguganus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
16. I may just join the JW's so I can see naked women door to door n/t |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
4. Just come out with it and tell them "no" |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:31 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I agee |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:46 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. We had some in college that simply refused to give-up. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:00 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. That's over the top |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. When I have opened the door to these people, I usually ask... |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
8. I enjoy talking with religious nuts. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
9. My mother got them good once. |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
11. I avoid answering the door when they come around |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
12. Next time they come - invite them in for a Three-Way |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:01 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Or will it? n/t |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
15. Next time they come back, see if they can answer |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
17. He must be slain |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. Next time you see them coming, play a Tool album really loud. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. next time hand them a copy of the Bill of Rights |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
20. Tell them you liked what the guys from hell had to say better |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Those rat bastards from hell never come to my door. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
22. I've Got An Engraved "No Christians" Sign At My Front Door... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
23. I think it was Steve Harvey that said the best way to get rid of |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
25. Good for them |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
26. How to remove your house from the Jehovah's Witness' visit list |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
29. They or a similar group came to my door. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
30. "I'd invite you in, but my crawlspace is already full." |
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