Guava Jelly
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:14 PM
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I'm willing to be anything -- if asked . |
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Shit.. I need to get out of the house.
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:15 PM
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1. My microwave is busted. Can you be my microwave? |
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It's corn on the cob season.
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Guava Jelly
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:16 PM
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4. Yes i will be your Microwave |
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But i refuse to be self cleaning!
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:15 PM
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2. At least you're getting responses. |
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:17 PM
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:16 PM
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3. I need a domestic servent |
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can you fill in doing that?
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Guava Jelly
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:17 PM
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Ma lady What shall i clean first?
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:19 PM
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8. Well if I were Matcom I would probably insist on vacuuming the carpets |
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But I'm not Matcom so if you could just clean out the litter box, empty the dishwasher and finish the laundry, I'd be happy
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:19 PM
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7. I'm holding out for a hero. |
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Isnt there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need
I need a hero Im holding out for a hero til the end of the night Hes gotta be strong And hes gotta be fast And hes gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero Im holding out for a hero til the morning light Hes gotta be sure And its gotta be soon And hes gotta be larger than life...
Will you be my hero?
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:21 PM
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You will be my Sweet Polly Purebred And I shall be your Underdog
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:36 PM
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Thu Aug-17-06 05:48 PM
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:24 PM
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10. Be someone who adopts a carless lifestyle |
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Report back here with the results to assure the addicted-to-oil doubters that it can be done. Cuz I said so.
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Thu Aug-17-06 05:46 PM
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Thu Aug-17-06 05:58 PM
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16. I look forward to your report |
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I've been doing it fifteen years, and only occasionally cheating
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Thu Aug-17-06 04:40 PM
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12. Will you be my huckleberry? |
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Thu Aug-17-06 05:46 PM
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14. as soon as i figure out what that means |
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