I'm willing to do anything -- if asked .

[ForrestGump]

Ah, yes, the rarely-sighted copycat of a copycat of a thread originated by the copycatter twice removed.

It's true, too. Almost anything, anyway. :D

I mean, within certain clearly-proscribed limits.

And not on days I paint my toenails.

And not too early in the morning, unless it's one of the activities that falls within the exception clauses.

So, pretty much anything. Sort of.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Well, just once I would like to see you dump the Elvis impersonation

and adopt a more interesting stage persona, perhaps someone like Britney Spears.

[ForrestGump]

2. Hold on...let me run out and get married at a drive-through chapel, first,

and then have it annulled...I'l be right back.




Would you settle for Joe Cocker?

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Nah, how about Roy Orbison?

You'd save a lot on costumes. That would offset the cost of the necessary surgery to adjust your vocal cords.

[ForrestGump]

6. Ah, yes. With the Cockster I can only do the moves, but with Roy I

can actually do some of the vocalizing, but I can't roll my 'r's on that rowwwwrrrrr thing in "Pretty Woman"...yes, I am, and always have been, r-rolling-impaired... ;-(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear ForrestGump!

I'm with Gormy, sort of........

I'd like to see you drop the Elvis persona just long enough for us to see YOU!

How about it?


:hug:

[ForrestGump]

7. Here I am

:D

[SOteric]

5. Cool. Clean my house.

:P

[ForrestGump]

8. Wouldn't you know it? I'm painting my toenails that day.

:shrug:

But...well...if you let me wear the little French maid outfit...