How Ugly are you

[Guava Jelly]

[ohiosmith]

1. I'm so ugly, when I walk in a bank they turn the cameras off.

[ZombieNixon]

6. Say, you wanna go to a bank sometime?

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[Guava Jelly]

9. I'm So Ugly I gotta sneak up on my own Shadow.

I'm so ugly the little light in my refrigerator only comes on when i close the door.

[Redstone]

2. Pretty damn.

Especially in the morning.

Redstone

[Guava Jelly]

4. Yesterday morning i woke up and looked in the mirror

I looked like a white Don King..
Scary!! Teach me to go to bed w/wet hair

[Redstone]

7. EEEyagh! That IS scary!

A white Don King...I think I'd shave my head.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

3. If I answer honestly, people will yell at me.

More than a little bit, in any case.

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. I'm very rough around the edges.

Well, my edges aren't rough, just smooshy.

[Guava Jelly]

8. I just took a self portrait to show my ugliness

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Hah! So did I and I'm waaaay uglier than you:

[Guava Jelly]

20. If thats your face then you sure have a cute butt

I think we may have an Ugly impostor here!!
Why i bet she Is probably pretty cute!
:7

[mwooldri]

27. You must have had a Ruff day! (nt)

[skygazer]

10. I'm so ugly

People put paper bags on THEIR heads just so they don't have to look at me.

[everythingsxen]

11. Other

I am a grotesque, nightmarish horror which would rob you of your sanity to behold my presence.

[Guava Jelly]

12. So What are you sayen?

:rofl:

[everythingsxen]

14. I'm just sayin' .....

Cthulhu ain't got nothin' on me.

[complain jane]

13. I'm so ugly I make onions cry!

I'm so ugly people pay at the circus not to see me!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. ...as an armful of assholes.

So ugly...
They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in my shower.
When I look in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
I look like i've been in a dryer filled with rocks.
My mama had to tie a steak around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
I make blind children cry.
I once looked out the window and the police fined me for mooning.
I have to creep up on my makeup.
My dentist treats me by mail-order.
They didn't give me a costume when I tried out for Star Wars.
When I lie on the beach, cats try to bury me.

[texas1928]

16. I am SO ugly they had to rub catnip on me to get the cat to...

Play with me.

[Archae]

17. I'm so ugly...

I make buzzards puke. :-)

[Guava Jelly]

18. Ok who's the toad that picked republican???

:rofl:

[mwooldri]

26. Me! I look like the ideal Republican.

Judge for yourself. Do I look like a Republickan to you?

[Guava Jelly]

28. Nah .because your knuckles don't drag the ground

And you got a cute kid .

[mwooldri]

29. Ok I lied about the Republickan part.

Besides I don't think any Republickans would drive around with vehicles sporting the Democratic Undergroud sticker on it. I need to take a picture of the vehicle with it on.

/Mark

[FuzzySlippers]

21. I'm so ugly...

I have to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to come near me.

[sakabatou]

22. More Ugly than Not

At least that's what most (shallow) girls say.

[Wcross]

23. I scare small children.....

Really, they start crying when they see me. They run and hide behind their parents. I am 6'6" of ugly.............

[Random_Australian]

24. That's nothing - I scare the parents.

:)

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. When I was born, the doctor smacked me in the face.

:yoiks:

[Nicole]

30. Fugly

Just because I love that word. :rofl:

[wildhorses]

46. dayum ...me too

[izzybeans]

31. Uglier than you dude.

[mad-mommy]

32. uglier than homemade sin ?

[Catshrink]

33. How about look like a dog?

nah, not that bad.

[Guava Jelly]

34. kick for my fellow barkers

:rofl:

[martymar64]

35. Butt Ugly

n/t

[u4ic]

38. Me too!

[Guava Jelly]

43. We have another imposter

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

36. republican, wouldn't that be "Repugly"?

[xchrom]

37. i don't want to talk about it.

[Guava Jelly]

39. "More ugly then not" is beating "Look a Puppy"

thats kinda sad :)
yet funny

[redqueen]

40. Kind of ugly... or maybe more ugly than not... I'm not sure...

I went to get a mammogram this week and they had plastic surgery magazines in the office. It was really nice browsing through pages and pages full-page ads showing women's bodies in those ubiquitous "before" and "after" poses. It worked. I now wish I could afford plastic surgery.

[bleedingheart]

41. oh I know how you feel....

I look at those pictures and think....geez...I shouldn't walk around in public until I can afford surgery...

[MrCoffee]

42. I'm so ugly milk goes bad when I open the fridge...it ain't pretty.

[RagingInMiami]

44. I'm so ugly I get rejected by the women I fantasize about

Even though I've never met them in person.

[Broken_Hero]

45. I'm so ugly

that the doctor who delivered me, died of an instant heart attack...