Man rescued from vat of dark chocolate

[IsIt1984Yet]

Debelis Corporation makes Belgium chocolate.

No link yet, but in Kenosha, WI last night, a man fell into a huge vat of dark chocolate with "quicksand-like consistency". Rescue crews couldn't free him until they thinned it with cocoa butter.

I could think FAR worse fates to suffer.

mmmm... dark chocolate.

[Spacemom]

1. If I'm drowning in a vat of dark chocolate

You have my permission NOT to rescue me. :)

[IsIt1984Yet]

2. I couldn't help but think of the scene from "Strange Brew"....

I'll work my own way out, thank you very much....

[Jamastiene]

3. I can just see the looks on their faces now, if

I fell into a vat of dark chocolate. They would throw the rope in for me to hold onto so they could pull me out. I would throw the rope back out at them. They would try again and the rope would come flying back out. Drowning in dark chocolate would be my second choice of best ways to die, next to coming then going. :evilgrin:

[IsIt1984Yet]

4. Just bring me some high quality coffee.... I'll be fine

:D

[City Lights]

5. Gives new meaning to the "Death by Chocolate" desserts.

Dark chocolate is :9.

Glad he's okay. If they need help getting rid of that vat of chocolate, I'm available. ;-)

[xchrom]

6. i can't quite get out -- just a little more cocoa butter --

noooo -- not quite -- just a little more...

oh that's better -- but pour in some more -- i think that will help....

i'm thirsty from my struggling -- do you have a little port -- it might help me --

maybe a little more dark chocolate will help?