Is "he had it coming" a valid murder defense outside of Texas?

[LeftyMom]

My kid's Dad is getting on my last nerve and I need to know.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Yes. And we will all contribute to your legal fund.

[LeftyMom]

2. Cool.

He's small, well short but fat, so it shouldn't be terribly hard to hide the body.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Rent a wood chipper.

Much easier that way. You just feed him into it a limb at a time.

[LeftyMom]

4. That would smell gross though.

I can't breathe while walking past the grocery store meat section, so I definitely shouldn't feed LeftyDad through a wood chipper. Though it would make him easier to compost. Maybe I could hire one of the day laborers who hang out in front of Home Depot to do it, but then I'd have to get rid of him too. I'm italian, I should be better at this. :(

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Nose clips and a ventilator.

Not that I'm advocating it, mind you.

[supernova]

5. Qualifies you for The Cell Block Tango

[LeftyMom]

6. Do I get the sexy underwear as part of the deal? nt

[supernova]

7. Fishnets and stillettos are a requirement

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[redqueen]

8. Dunno...

If you try it, let me know.

Then again, I'm in TX, so... maybe I should try it out first?

[jrandom421]

10. One way

I stay on my wife's good side for 5 very good reasons:

She's a retired parmedic and she's owed big favors by
1. the local police chief
2. the county sherriff
3. the county DA
4. the local ME
5. the circuit court judge

[Taverner]

11. Is that true?

Is that really a valid murder defense in Tejas...not to say there aren't Texans who do have it coming....but I like to quote Ol' Clint "Kid...we all got it coming...some sooner than later."

[Richardo]

12. "He needed killin'"

Is another way they put it down here.

[bridgit]

14. Needful Things, "I reckon he needed some kill'n..."

:scared:

[auburngrad82]

13. In Texas they say "He needed killin'" nt