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Fri Aug-18-06 10:02 PM
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Admit something gross you've done. |
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Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 10:04 PM by _testify_
I'll go first.
On a $5 dare, I drank an opened snapple I found at a bus stop.
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graywarrior
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:05 PM
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1. I've lived too long to respond to this. |
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:09 PM
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2. I would tell you but . . . |
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. . . my post would get deleted.
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:09 PM
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That's just ten (well nine for you normal people, apparently I gestate on elephant time) months of your body doing ever nastier things, then you get to wipe up puke and shit for years afterward.
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:25 PM
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8. Buy 9 months get one free? |
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:10 PM
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4. Used margarine as lube. |
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:22 PM
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7. That's impressively gross. |
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:27 PM
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9. I was a dumbfuck in 1982. |
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Before being a dumbfuck was cool.
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Sat Aug-19-06 06:50 AM
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My bedroom....sometime in the summer of 1980.......
me: shit. the tube of KY is empty. b/f: what else can we use? me: i dunno.......crisco? b/f: ewwwww. no way! me: well what then? b/f: butter? me: don't have any. but there's some margarine in the fridge. b/f: okay. that's good and it's lower in fat too. me: right. be right back...........
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:10 PM
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5. I haven't done much in the way of gross things. Now STUPID shit, thats |
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different. I've done plenty of that. I still have that scar on my thigh too. . .
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:17 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 10:18 PM by evlbstrd
between graywarrior and Lefty Mom.
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:32 PM
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10. I slogged through a lagoon of chicken shit at an egg production farm. |
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Shin deep in the most vile, nasty, smelly shitslick of a substance known to man. Like, when you pull your foot out to take a step, you heard that "shluck!" sound, and with every step hoped those boots were laced tight enough to not come off. I also reached two hands, forearm deep, time and again, into the nasty sludge to free a few birds left to drown in their own waste. When you get it on your face, it seems like it's actually IN your mouth.
That same evening, I helped another dig a still living bird out of a pile of dead birds in the bucket of a bulldozer. That was pretty nasty, too.
Best night of my life, though.
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Fri Aug-18-06 10:48 PM
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12. I used chewing tobacco. In public. |
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