Woah, the mods are fast as hell tonight

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5525789

Locked in the same minute. I guess no sex threads tonight.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

1. we're everywhere! Bwahahaha!

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. We've got motherfuckin' mods in the motherfuckin' lounge!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!

[flvegan]

3. Hot tub must be busted, then.

Or one of the mods had an *ahem* "accident" in it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. They probably had an "accident." You know how the mods are.

[Ptah]

4. Locked subject = sex?

:scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Sex, bodily functions, medical advice or a flamewar.

[Ptah]

15. You only mentioned sex.

"I guess no sex threads tonight."

I'm alittle worried that you would think *locked subject*
was about sex.

:eeeww:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I'm a perv, but I'm not that bad. nt

[democracyindanger]

5. Aha! But you wanted to answer.

:evilgrin:

It's everybody's doody to run the occasional mod fire drill.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. There's something about a thread that says...

"quick before it gets locked" and it has a lock on it that makes me need to click it.

[graywarrior]

13. I always click locked threads.

Then I look up the profile of the offender.

Makes me feel so superior.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Except in LBN...those locks are boring.

This is not latest breaking news. Blah blah blah.

LAME....

I always look up the profiles of people I think are trolls and then I search their posts.

[graywarrior]

22. Right...I never go to those.

You can pretty much determine they are not about sex or fart jokes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Hell, it could be about sex or farting and the lock would probably still

just say..."Locked. This is not latest breaking news." Not even a "This is a duplicate of a thread in the lounge."

[graywarrior]

26. Except that farting is late "breaking" news.

Someone needs to explain that.

[Wapsie B]

8. That was a sex thread?

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. No, but if the mods are that fast, the chances of a successful sex thread

are slim.

[flvegan]

18. Maybe you should try one?

Yours usually go over pretty well.

I know I don't have to dare YOU.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I dare you to.

Yesterday I had a post deleted in my blasphemy thread for being too blasphemous (it was really fucked up though), so I'm going to be good for a day.

[flvegan]

21. You kidding me? Every time

I start a thread, a special siren goes off in the Modungeon.

[Wapsie B]

20. Yeah that really sucks,

and not in a good way. Thank god for Yahoo messenger.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. And Private Messages are sometimes...

private messages.

[Wapsie B]

28. I don't quite understand

but yeah some things in a person's life are private. Especially with whom they choose to share a bed.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Yeah but, that was one of the funniest locks I've ever seen!

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. With Benchley gone, the load is halved.

The Mod pool is now overstaffed. ;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. ROFL!

There are a few more that need to be weeded out, but they don't post as much.

[bridgit]

25. modz? we don't need no stinking modz...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Or badges.