Opening soon...DU HALL OF FLAME

[Dangerously Amused]

Breastfeeding in public?

Eating veal?

Personal vendettas?



Get in NOW, before the lock!










Edit: Wow, I didn't think people were actually going to respond to this. Okay, so um... ixnay on the ersonalpay endettasvay. Please post responsibly. :hi:

[Ptah]

1. Best drummer ever:

[Katina]

7. scandal news sucks

I'm sick of seeing, hearing, reading about the latest and greatest pervert, sex offender, mass murderer, or celebrity wannabee who is pregnant, getting married, getting divorced, cheated on, was cheated on blah blah blah blah. WTF kind of shit hole has our media decended into?
Whew, I feel better now. thank you.

[johnnie]

2. Easy

[ForrestGump]

4. You're falling in to

A burning ring of fire
You'll go down, down, down
And the flames'll get higher...

[Maestro]

3. Oasis rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

[MrScorpio]

5. More Jon Benet, MORE!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Pit bulls are one of my favorite breeds.

And I think they're total sweethearts with tummies made for going "TWWBBBBBSTTTTT" on.

[Kat45]

8. Children in restaurants. n/t

[ForrestGump]

13. ...unless it's Cracker Barrel or Olive Garden.

And they're with Kirstie Ally. :o

[SofaKingLiberal]

9. The DLC is misunderstood.

[momophile]

10. pet cats should be free to roam outside

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

11. and given automatic weapons....

:hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. ...and never, EVER declawed...

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Laura Branigan Rocks!!!

RIP Sweetest Thing!

[Blue_Tires]

31. you get NO arguement from me!

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. Flames......

[Dangerously Amused]

18. AWESOME!!!!

Wait. Does that mean I'm hot? Or burning in hell?


I suppose it could be both simultaneously. The former perhaps antecedent to the other.



But anyway... COOL!



:bounce:



How did you do that? And can I steal it??

[Ghost in the Machine]

20. smoking hot!....

and yes, please feel free to steal it...

I did this over at http://www3.flamingtext.com ....

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Why thank you, kind sir!

I'm tremendously flattered! And thrilled to death with my cool little ani!


:woohoo:



Thanks again!



:*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Flames...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcD-e6DS03g

[idgiehkt]

38. LOL! n/t

[NoPasaran]

15. Woody Allen: Great filmmaker or the greatest filmmaker?

[Archae]

16. Astrology...

:hide:

[NoPasaran]

17. How much is that in working days?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. So then I was chilling out to Steely Dan....

:evilgrin:

;)

[CrushTheDLC]

27. Steely Dan sounds almost as bad as cats being skinned.

Actually, if you skin a 6 month old Persian at exactly the right hour of the day, you can get the perfect pitch that matches the awful disco guitar riff in the song "Peg".

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. LOL.

Glad to see you enjoy Donald Fagen.

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[merh]

22. .

:popcorn:

[johnnie]

25. Ok

So I'm sitting in a restaurant smoking a cigarette and yappin on my cell phone. Some broad was breastfeeding her baby and her other kids were running around the place screaming their heads off. American Idol was on the TV and Britney Spears was playing on the jukebox. I had ordered the corn flake covered veal and the veggie fish sandwich, but they were taking forever.

Out of nowhere came the waiter (who looked like he didn't like women) and he asked me if I wanted my veal cooked on the grill. I said as long as it is propane then it's cool. He asked me if I wanted a drink and I told him a martini with vodka would be fine.

Then the jukebox played Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama". All I could think about is that damned confederate flag and how much these guys hated Yankees. The civil war was over and real BBQ came from Chicago anyway.

In walked a Native American and he was wearing a Cleveland Indians jersey. He sat down next to me and asked me if I had seen "Snakes on a Plane". I told him I hadn't but I had seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" which didn't even come close to the original Willy Wonka movie.

My food came and I asked for some catsup, the waiter said "ketchup"? and I said "No dammit!..catsup". I thought "What a retard". It made me wonder if he put his toilet paper roll on under or over. As he walked away I also wondered to myself when exactly did he turn gay. It had to be when he heard about the agenda.

So I ate my food, said goodbye to the redface, told the waiter about a place where he can become un-gay, told the woman breastfeeding her baby that she should buy a bottle and then asked for her phone number cause she had a nice ass and then paid my bill and I left.

I hopped into my Hummer and left.

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Well played!

:7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Did you throw your cigarette butt out the Hummer's window?

And did you remember to crack the window so your pet pit bull wouldn't get too hot?

[johnnie]

30. Oh yeah...my pit bull

I fed him kitty cats to keep him quiet.

[alcibiades_mystery]

32. They serve veggie sandwiches at the Olive Garden?

:shrug:

[xchrom]

33. ...

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[spacelady]

29. But, but What About the CHILDREN?? Sorry so loud. Oh yeah

LOUD PEOPLE WITH LEAF BLOWERS. Playing bad music.

[Guava Jelly]

34. women wearing clothes

Man that irratates me.

:popcorn:
:rofl:

[Bucky]

35. Fill in the blanks: "I'm b------ on K---u. It's going places"

[Bucky]

36. Man, people in GD sure do bicker a lot!

It took me a disturbingly long time to figure out what GD stood for. Normally to me it's a euphemism for breaking one of the Commandments.

And how come General Discussion is called GD, but the Democratic Underground Lounge isn't called DUL?