What was the profession of the worst kisser you ever kissed?

[Iniquitous Bunny]

(Not counting high school or middle school fumblings.)

Mine was a law student. He was sloppy, didn't know how to touch a women period, and overall dud. :thumbsdown:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. Haven't had a bad one yet...

Give me time for more experience :hi:

[querelle]

5. delete

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. College student.

Not only was he a guy, but he was the worst kisser ever. He engulfed my nose in his gigantic mouth.

[Katina]

7. ditto on the college student.. what was worse is that he served me

Strawberry Hill (make believe wine) and thought I should be impressed! WTF?

[LeftyMom]

3. I am not above on the job training

I figure if they don't know what I like I need to be the one to change that. :)

[koneko]

4. English teacher

god, the thought of it still makes me gag. And he was so appealing on many levels, until that moment. :puke:

[ForrestGump]

9. That was your first mistake

Should have gone with the French teacher... :D

[koneko]

17. LMAO

Of course, it just occurred to me that I should have mentioned that the English teacher wasn't MY teacher. . . we were both teachers.

Just sayin'.

[Bucky]

26. Oh my God! "Koneko", is that YOU? I really need to apologize for that.

heh heh

[lost-in-nj]

6. Shoe Salesman

my high school boy friend


lost

[ForrestGump]

8. Same as the other thread. I don't know. Apparently an expert drinker,

though. And again it was on the job I do now.

I barely managed to keep her from invading my mouth, but only because I've got lips of steel. It was kinda like this:






She was not physically unattractive, but her assaultive behavior sure was. And I think I got contact tipsy from the encounter... :scared:




And I won't tell y'all what her hand was doing, but it was a tad overenthusiastic -- and not in a good way...

Some people could benefit from a little self-control. Sure, go ahead and laugh that I am saying that... :P

[sendero]

10. You know it's funny..

... but of all the women I've kissed over the years, I'd be hard-pressed to rate them. At the time, they were all good.

[distantearlywarning]

11. A college student

Really into religion, wanted to be a minister. I don't know if he hadn't had much experience with girls or what, but he was a bad enough kisser that I had to break up with him over it.

[Placebo]

12. MIS

And it's such a shame, because geeks are usually good kissers!

[SeattleGirl]

13. A boyfriend I had in high school.

I thought he was going to put his mouth over my whole face. :puke:

[idgiehkt]

14. ditto.

He slobbered on me. That's not where the lube is supposed to go.

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm sorry. I had no idea what I was doing. That whole "sucking

face" thing from On Golden Pond had me terribly confused.. :-(





Rematch?

[SeattleGirl]

19. Well, it did say "sucking face", not "slobbering"

Okay, I'll think about a rematch......

[ForrestGump]

21. Pavlovian reflex

Again, I apologize.

And thank you... :-)

[NNadir]

15. I can't remember.

I only remember the best kiss I ever had, which was the first kiss my wife gave me.

I felt like I died and went to heaven.

[Dangerously Amused]

18. A car salesman. He even make the cartoon "kissy noise."

I might have tried teaching him how to kiss, but he was already a die-hard Rebublican in his 40s. = hangs head =

[Nicole]

20. Hasn't happened yet

I've never met a kiss I didn't like. :)

[ChoralScholar]

22. There used to be an old band joke

Tuba players are bad kissers, because it's all sloppy and wet.
Trumpet players are bad kissers because they have a dry, tight pucker.
French Horn players are average kissers, but you'll love the way they hold you.

:)

[Lady President]

23. Also a law student

When I was in law school I kissed more than my fair share of law students, so it makes sense at least one would have to be a bad kisser. He would "sucker-kiss". This is actually like a sucker-punch. The kiss would come out of nowhere. You could be having a normal conversation and-- bam! a tongue in your mouth. Not sexy.

[tjwmason]

24. A teacher.

Let's just not go there.

[XemaSab]

32. As in, YOUR teacher?

:wow:

[tjwmason]

33. No.

Definitely not.

[Bucky]

25. Student

Um, I should point out that I was a student at the same time, so I'm not a pervert.

So stop saying that!!

[Deja Q]

27. Hooker.

She didn't work hard for the money.


:crazy:

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. Self-employed store owner.

:yoiks: Yeesh... Tried to teach him a thing or two, but he wouldn't listen...

[calico1]

29. Shoe salesman. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

30. I don't think I've had bad kisses

At least that I can remember.

[The Sower]

31. UNL Office Worker

Couldn't have been stiffer or more tight lipped.

Always had bad breath too, due to some sort gastric problem which may have been due to being overweight.

[undeterred]

34. architect

ick

[crim son]

35. Physicist.

Second worst: med tech. It's sad when they try so hard but still they fail.