I double dog dare you to take the Sleaze Test.

[Reciprocity]

No I, I come on, you know you want too.
http://www.tfxsoft.com/fun/tests/sleaze.php
My sleaze score is 149. I'm a social menace.

[Deja Q]

1. 84

Your sleaze score is 84

Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.

If you have a friends sleaze score, enter it and see how sleazy they are...

Strangely enough, I'm ambidexterous...

[u4ic]

4. We'll have to create a support group

The under-90's. (I'm 89)

Gawd, I'm boring...:-(

[Iniquitous Bunny]

2. 178

"You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?"

Um.... :evilgrin:

[mark414]

3. I am a danger to society - 174

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Yay! We're equal dangers to society. nt

[mark414]

11. race you to the top score!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Aside from having sex with more than one person at the same time...

there's nothing on that list that I want to do but haven't done yet.

[idgiehkt]

21. hmmm

same here.

wonder if we can find a third...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. I'm sure we could manage...

[mark414]

25. are you taking applications?

it wouldn't necessarily add to my score (:evilgrin:) but it never hurts to try try again...!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Yeah, from women.

[GirlinContempt]

38. I'd do you both

If I may be crass
:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Okay, you're in. Of course, travel logistics are a bitch.

[GirlinContempt]

40. Yeah, agreed.

We can make it work though, can't we, baby? Huh?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. One day...

[liberalitch]

99. Some what less nefarious at 168....

[idgiehkt]

5. this is bullshit.

there is no way.

I'm taking it again.

how high can the score go, anyway?

[mark414]

6. i think 313

if you check yes to everything that's what comes up

[idgiehkt]

12. I got 192 the first time and 195 the second.

WTF.

I am such a square. I don't get it. What the hell are 'soft drugs' anyway?

[Iniquitous Bunny]

15. Me too.

I've had lots of "life experiences" that I don't do on a frequent basis. Still, because of that, I always end up with a fairly high score on these things myself. :)

[idgiehkt]

19. thank god.

I took it again and it dropped a point. :shrug:

I bet it would be higher if I could remember all the stuff I did on my benders, lol.

[anarch]

91. I figure "soft drugs" are recreational things: pot, cocaine, acid, opium

As opposed to injecting heroin or meth, or drinking coffee or something.

[Redneck Socialist]

46. 175 Apparently I'm a danger to society

Who knew? :shrug:

on edit: Oops, wrong spot. Sorry.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I am a danger to society-174

Your sleaze score is 174
You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

[leftofthedial]

8. 136

social menace

[LadyoftheRabbits]

10. 56

I'm not much fun on a date :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

13. 109!

Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.

Noo...I'm only above average. :cry:

I went back and clicked Yes to the carpet burns one, even though *I* wasn't the one with the carpet burns, though you could argue that I was partly responsible (:eyes:) and I got a 113.

[LynzM]

14. 142

Apparently, I don't do enough drugs.... LOL

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. 39

:hi:

[zanne]

97. Wow! Have you been canonized yet? nt

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

17. 291

straight to hell for me :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

74. Damn, you're sleazy!

:P :evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

108. fuck yea

mmmmmmm sleaze

[mtowngman]

20. 164 danger to society

I think I even lied on a couple to make myself seem more respectable. I really need to repent.

[sendero]

23. 176...

.... I'm willing to do a lot of stuff, and have, but I'm leaving the relatives out of it :)

[ThingsGottaChange]

24. Hi. My name is TGC and I'm a Sleaze

Yes, u4ic, we do need a support group. I scored 153. But, that was a long time ago when I was young and fun! Well, maybe are a few things I still indulge in... :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

26. 124

Above average. :P

[driver8]

27. Holy shit! My score was 185!!

I've always considered myself a "nice guy".

[GoneOffShore]

29. 230

I'm going straight to hell.

[tinfoil tiaras]

30. Pure. As. The. Driven. Snow

Your sleaze score is 9
A life with the church is too corrupt for you.


Of course! :P

[Nickster]

31. Woo Hoo! I'm naughty as I wanna be!

Your sleaze score is 167
You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

[FedUpWithIt All]

32. Hmmmm, 163

I am a danger to society?


Seems i am in good company here :evilgrin:

[rug]

33. Where is California Peggy's score?

[FILAM23]

34. I'm normal

an 87

[WritingIsMyReligion]

35. 12. A church life is too corrupt for you.

:rofl::rofl:

Considering that nearly everything deals in alcohol, drugs, and sex, it's a wonder I scored anything at all.

:rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

45. I scored 14. I thought I'd be the lowest here.

[zanne]

98. Oh come on!

12? Twelve? I can get in more trouble than that in church!

[smtpgirl]

36. I guess I'm going to hell!!

The Sleaze Test
Your sleaze score is 209
You're going straight to hell.

If you have a friends sleaze score, enter it and see how sleazy they are...

[BlueJazz]

37. 85 Bad Boy but not Too Bad

[Misunderestimator]

42. This is an annual dare for you I see...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3854245

Was curious since the questions seemed familiar... damn... I scored 30 points higher this time. :bounce:

But what the hell happened to you? You're 70 points higher! :rofl:

[Reciprocity]

49. "But what the hell happened to you?" Umm......

You know what "they" say. ‘You can tell a man who "boozes" by the company he chooses'. I spend waay to much time hanging out in the Lounge.

[Pale Blue Dot]

57. 30 points for me too.

:woohoo:

[progmom]

72. My score only went up 6 points, to 104

This, to me, is quite surprising. I guess you haven't corrupted me too much. ;)

[Skittles]

43. 153: a social menace

gee, like I needed a quiz to know that

[SofaKingLiberal]

44. 212- I'm going straight o hell.

[bicentennial_baby]

47. Er....221

:blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Way to go!

*high five*

[mark414]

50. now

i'm REALLY looking forward to my visit

[bicentennial_baby]

60. Hehe....

You... :spank:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

51. 103...above average

I have "a few tricks under my belt".

My sordid past has caught up to me.

[bridgit]

52. 197, but is this question bogus if that's the way THEY wanted it...

"Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?" :shrug:

:spray:
Your sleaze score is 197
You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. No, I practiced it as part of my Bible group.

[bridgit]

54. you so ka-razzzzy...

:rofl:

[Reciprocity]

55. What practice, I leave mine up to the professionals.

Edited for Freudian slip.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. That gets pricey.

[Reciprocity]

58. Nay just a professional courtesy. I work for the IRS.

[bridgit]

59. that's why i always recommend a coupon as a marketing strategy...

or perhaps a two'fer, or twin-spin-tuesday of some kind ;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. If I ever become a dominatrix, I'll keep that in mind.

Right now I'm looking for a bartending gig though.

[bridgit]

62. thanks for taking me back home, that's how i worked my way...

college; that & dealing blackjack @ CalNeva http://www.calnevaresort.com :woohoo:

[ncrainbowgrrl]

63. how did i only get a 148?

:shrug:

[ComerPerro]

64. Answers are auto-populated with "yes". Less work for me, lol

[Quantess]

65. I can't believe my score is so high.

Danger to society. Ha!

[reyd reid reed]

66. Mine was 103

Sheesh.

[NMMNG]

67. Your sleaze score is 75

Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.

[Fleshdancer]

68. 221

:bounce: I'm going straight to hell! :bounce:

[ellie]

69. 162 and I am a danger to society

[laundry_queen]

70. 86. I'm 'normal'. lol. n/t

[Spider Jerusalem]

71. 203

mostly thanks to my dissolute youth...

[bigwillq]

73. 198

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

75. 141---I'm a social menace.

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

77. Uh-oh

And I am right under you... :scared:




It's probably just as well I don't have the D&G yet because, really, how could you resist?

[NewWaveChick1981]

79. I know...

:P I think I got all my points in the same category you did. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

86. I bow before your superior score,

trembling as I do so...and yet -- oddly -- tingling, a little, too. :P




So...uh...hey, baby...how's about we get together with my 102 and your 141 and...uh...split the difference...

[NewWaveChick1981]

102. Well, Mr. Gump....Naughty is as naughty does.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

104. In that case, my score's getting bigger by the minute, as we speak

At least, I think it's my score... :o

[ForrestGump]

76. I don't know how I got 102

Don't drink, don't use drugs, never had an STD, and so on, so half of these tests don't even apply. I must have been very naughty -- naughtier than I thought -- with the one category that does apply. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

78. 186

I am a danger to society. x(

[MissHoneychurch]

80. Your sleaze score is 142

You're a social menace.


Is that good or bad??? :shrug:

[querelle]

81. 139 Social Menace

At least I'm not as depraved as some of the sick fucks in this thread.................LOL!

Q

[Richard Steele]

82. 268- I'm going straight to hell.

Frankly, I blame myself.

[RebelOne]

83. I'm above average.

Your sleaze score is 112
Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.

[buddhamama]

84. I am a social menace at 144

O8)

[ForrestGump]

87. I am impressed

:D

Go, buddhamama!!

[buddhamama]

90. thank you

many of my answers were based on things i did in my youth- decades ago ;)

[ForrestGump]

95. Most of mine were based on

dreams. :D

[buddhamama]

96. ah well,

then you are a menace in the making.

may all your dreams come true! :hug:

[ForrestGump]

103. Thank you! I'll put the 'ace' in 'menace' yet, I promise.

Speaking of which, it's probably time to retire for the evening morning...

:hug:

[tonkatoy57]

85. 202

Ah, the joys of a misspent youth.

[Jokerman]

88. 182 - What do I win?

Other than of course, the pleasure I got from doing all those "sleazy" things.

Looks like the only way I could have scored higher would have been to have had sex with a male, underage relative that had passed out from the drugs I sold him.

[anarch]

89. 291

Damn, I was sure I'd break 300.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

110. me too

:hi:

[LynneSin]

92. 103 but if I eliminated my 20's I'd probably be a fricking saint

:shrug:

[zanne]

101. Me too.

It's depressing.

[miss_american_pie]

93. 97

I keep telling you people I'm a good girl. O8)

[peekaloo]

94. 161....my score went up from the last time yet I'm so much more tame now.

O8)

btw that pic cracks me up since the licker went into porn to "further" his career. :rofl:

[zanne]

100. 99. Supposedly normal.

I'm a little disappointed. I thought I was badder than that.

[kay1864]

105. 118

:cry: I'm not as sleazy as I thought.

[mongo]

106. 236 and proud of it!

What can I say... I'm a kinky, evil guy.

[Taverner]

107. Your sleaze score is 234

You're going straight to hell.

[ileus]

109. 104...

[noonwitch]

111. I scored 60, and am considered a boring date.

I can live with that.

[Divameow77]

112. 178

You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

Wow, I am a little surprised, I don't think I have really done anything THAT sleazy :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

113. 147 - a menace

"Memories, misty watercolored memories ...."

[Callalily]

114. Whew! 86

The Sleaze Test
Your sleaze score is 86
Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.

[TrogL]

115. 238

and I lied on two of the questions (I'm actually sleazier than that but Homeland Security might be watching)

[slackmaster]

116. 165 - A danger to society

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