MoseyWalker
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:35 PM
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There's a crazy woman in your house |
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you didn't know she was crazy until she went off.
What do you do?
I chose to give her a beer and show her to the shed in the far, far away back part of the property.
What would you do if there was a crazy woman in your house?
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:36 PM
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bridgit
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:37 PM
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2. seems a matter for de-escalation...Big Time!! |
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:39 PM
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3. is this a rhetorical question? |
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what is a "crazy woman" anyway? :shrug:
for some reason I am picturing The Yellow Wallpaper....
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MoseyWalker
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:44 PM
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5. it's a historical and hysterical post. n/t |
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:40 PM
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4. well this crazy woman in this house... |
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i'm thinking a chocolate martini in the living room sounds a little more civilized than the beer in the shed but it depends on what kind of crazy, good crazy or bad crazy
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:44 PM
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6. There is a crazy woman in my house. |
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She's lounging on my couch, wearing my bathrobe, posting on DU. But seriously -- if you have a crazy person in your house that's not you, putting her in a shed with a beer might be a good thing to do. Maybe multiple beers. But if she starts busting up the shed or gets out and comes after you, call a friend or the cops.
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:45 PM
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7. Around here...we just call her grandma. nt |
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:47 PM
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:49 PM
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9. She's not senile. Just old and mean. |
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Hell, I hosted a black belt party a few months ago. She kept going up to black belts and challenging them to fights.
"You think you're so tough with your black belt? Well, this old lady here packs a punch, so you better behave..."
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:56 PM
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only when I hear from the ex or work is crazy.
Fortunately, I haven't been banished yet since my S/O works out of town for weeks at a time.
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:59 PM
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11. Why do you think I _HAVE_ the shed at the back of the property? |
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The 'shed' has been a Steele male survival tool for centuries.
The first Steele Brothers got off a boat in 1710, got married, and commenced to building sheds.
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Tue Aug-22-06 11:11 PM
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12. too bad it took'em a while n/t |
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Wed Aug-23-06 01:28 AM
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shes asleep right now and I dont want your ranting to wake her!
keep it down, man!
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