Which smilie (smiley?) would you most like to fight?

[Wetzelbill]

I'd go with the dilemma one. :dilemma:

Because while it would be trying to figure out what to do, I'd just knock it cold or tap it out.

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. The Woohoo one

:woohoo: because he runs around so much, he's bound to be tired.

Oh, and this one: :banghead: because he's doing a fine job of it by himself.

[RevCheesehead]

2. The fucking eyeroll smiley.

Hate that bastard with a passion. :eyes:

[Sugar Smack]

29. ARGH! Me TOO!

Someone oughta smack that disrespectful little punk.

[RevCheesehead]

45. I wish Skittles would kick it's ass.

It needs a damned good ass-kicking.

[Critters2]

43. I probably use that more than any.

[u4ic]

3. This one

clowns creep me out...:+

[_testify_]

4. this one

:loveya:

I would rip off those hearts, feed it to him, wait till he poops it out, then feed it to him again.

[Roon]

5. This one

:rofl: I would like to kick him while he's on the floor rolling around.

[Mad_Dem_X]

6. This one:

:hangover:

'Cause he hasn't had his coffee yet, so I think I could take him.

[SteppingRazor]

7. this one

:evilgrin: I'd rip his horns out and use them to gouge out his eyes.

No ... wait...

this one:
O8) I'd rip his halo off and garrot him to death with it after plucking his wings.


Damn, I can't decide.

:dilemma:

[arwalden]

8. Can I Make A Fist And Punch The Popcorn Guy?

:popcorn:

[Sugar Smack]

13. LOL! LOLOLOL!

Don't forget the Crisc- Oh, never mind.

[applegrove]

9. Girlfight! Never used it.

[Richardo]

11. that one is pretty damn funny.

:)

[Sugar Smack]

30. Hey Richie!!

:hi: :hug: :D

[Wetzelbill]

12. I thought that was Bush and Cheney

:)

[Sugar Smack]

10. I'd kick "shruggie" into next week.

:nuke:

[asthmaticeog]

14. Why's that?

:shrug:









:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

16. .

:popcorn:

[asthmaticeog]

.

[Richardo]

19. .

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

28. NICE!

:applause:

[Sugar Smack]

27. Cause he's a fucking PUNK.

:P O, yeah.

"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo." *feints*

[asthmaticeog]

15. Sarcasm.

:sarcasm:

If you have to spell it out, you have no goddamn business using irony to begin with.

[arwalden]

22. Thank You!!

(It needed to be said.)

[Wetzelbill]

23. thank you very much

No business at all!

I hate to when people say: "You should have used the sarcasm smilie!"

I mean what is the use of using sarcasm if you have to say something is sarcasm in the first place? It defeats the whole purpose of people figuring it out. :)

[warrens]

17. The pukin one fer sure

Make it feel worse than it does. A lot worse.

[MrCoffee]

18. Somebody needs to whomp hippie's ass

:hippie:

damn dirty hippie

[hunter]

20. Tinfoil Hat.

:tinfoilhat:

Every day I have to smack him down in myself, especially when I'm certain the Democraticunderground.com exists just so they know what we are thinking.

Forrtunately, I don't give a flying fuck if they know what I am thinking. They made this nightmare, and they have to live in it. I simply post here.

[Haole Girl]

21. I have no idea what this one means:

:o ...but I don't like it. And, I'm not even sure why!

[Richard Steele]

24. What did the LoveDoll smiley ever do to you?

[arwalden]

25. Maybe...

... it's supposed to be one of these.

[Deja Q]

32. !

:spray: :rofl:

[applegrove]

26. Remember when David Letterman did A Christmas show on the street

outside of his studio, stopped at the window of a sex shop, and said: "look at all the angels singing caroles". ROTFLMAO!!

[Deja Q]

31. My vote

:puffpiece:

I don't need it... :7

[Sugar Smack]

33. Plus he's be easier to deflate than, perhaps,

you. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

35. True, I'm good at keeping myself inflated!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

34. I want to fight the Rapture smilie

Damnit, he got away!

[Sugar Smack]

36. This is starting to remind me of Fight Club.

"Who would you fight?"
"I'd fight Ghandi."

:D

[MrCoffee]

37. What's the first rule of Fighting Smilies?

[LynneSin]

38. YOU DO NOT DISCUSS FIGHTING SMILIES

:D

[Wetzelbill]

39. "you do not talk about fighting smilies!"

[Sugar Smack]

40. You don't. Talk. About. Fighting. Smilies.

And the second rule of Fighting Smilies is... :P

[Sugar Smack]

41. Paging MrCoffee!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5541982

:rofl:

[Critters2]

44. That is great!!!

:spray:

[Fox Mulder]

42. I don't like that popcorn smiley.

Or the eyesroll.

I'd kick both of their asses.

[havocmom]

47. Ah, if it weren't for popcorn, the trolls would starve

:D

[rug]

46. This cloying, insincere, sycophant piece of shit:

:loveya:

[cedahlia]

48. Well, I DO NOT want to fight Tavis Smiley...

But I thought of him when I first read this thread title! :D

But I guess if I had to pick, I'd choose this guy, :hurts: 'cause he's gross...I don't wanna see that!

[havocmom]

49. Anybody here use SmileyPad Freeware?

Was wondering if it is safe to download

[astral]

50. heh heh heh . . . .