Earth_First
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Wed Aug-23-06 07:45 PM
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Kitty Malone sat on a mule... |
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Was riding in style When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head She said, I hate laser beams And you never done see me askin' For a UFO In Tomahawk County
Well she kicked the mule And it walked the path And the aliens fired from behind Till she stopped the mule And she kicked the rump And the big old mule took a big old dump
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go Take your laser beams away Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go You better stop that laser game Or you'll smell my mule
She felt the fire against her neck And it saddened her to feel it burn When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding Holstein Kitty said, Stop, we ain't lookin' for fightin' In Tomahawk County.
A little guy from the UFO Came on out and said his name was Joe She said, Come on over for some lemonade Just follow me now with the whole brigade
They walked into her cabin shack They had never seen a southern home And they liked it, better than their UFO They liked it, they really liked it They said, Here's a place of elegance Here we shower ourselves in lightness
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Thu Aug-24-06 06:36 PM
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Down with disease Three weeks in my bed Trying to stop these demons that keep dancing in my head
Up before the dawn A thousand barefoot children outside dancing on my lawn, and I keep
Waiting for the time when I can finally say That this has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way But when I think it's time to leave it all behind I try to find a way but there's nothing I can say to make it stop
Down with disease and the jungles in my mind They're climbing up my waterfalls and swingin' on my vines So I try to hear the music but I'm always losing time 'Cause they're stepping on my rhythm and they're stealin' all my lines Stealin' all my lines and I keep
Waiting for the time when I can finally say That this has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way But when I think it's time to leave it all behind I try to find a way but there's nothing I can say to make it stop
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