Naked photo thread!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Just kidding, but you clicked, didn't you?

[Guava Jelly]

1. well i am naked

lol

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. So am I under the boxers & wifebeater. nt

[MissHoneychurch]

2. You do know

that I already posted a nekkid almost nekkid one :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Yeah, I've posted two topless photos on DU...

but you can't see what makes topless photos fun in either one.

[ForrestGump]

6. If I let you call me

"ForrestRump," can I call you "MissHoneybottom"? :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

14. You can call me whatever you want

as long as it compliments me :D

[ForrestGump]

15. Liebling!

Soll ich dich einem Sommertag vergleichen?
Er ist wie du so lieblich nicht und lind.

:*

Ich schau dir in die Augen, Kleines!

[MissHoneychurch]

16. Hey, you are making efforts

I líke that :D

:*

[ForrestGump]

56. Dankeschoen!

:*

[Richard Steele]

3. So I uploaded my naked photo for nothing?

DAMN!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yeah, pretty much.

[Richard Steele]

8. If I had a damn nickel for every time this has happened.....*sigh*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. You'd have a nickel?

[Richard Steele]

17. Yup!

[NMMNG]

7. OK

Yeah, they're only naked smilies but what are you gonna do? :shrug:

[Richard Steele]

10. Insert lame 'flash animation' pun *HERE*, then press "return".

[Rosemary2205]

9. speaking of nekkid...........

This poor creature

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I think they're elegant looking cats.

They must get chilly though.

[buddhamama]

18. i am posting naked

does that count?

[xchrom]

19. yes!

:woohoo:

[buddhamama]

20. Hi xchrom !!

heehee. I am happiest when in my natural state. :hi:

[xchrom]

21. hi, buddhamama!

:toast:

[ForrestGump]

55. I'm happiest, too, when

you're in your natural state. :D

:*

[taterguy]

22. why must I always be the first naked one?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. So...errr...wasn't that like really cold?

I guess it's a rear shot because of shrinkage, right? Seinfeld told me those things shrink.

[taterguy]

40. It's a rear shot because it was too cold to stand around posing

I disrobed and immediately ran up the hill. Then I rode the sled down it. There are pics of that but I'm not gonna post them here. I don't know much about shrinkage since I've never gone to the trouble or measuring myself in various temperatures.

Any other questions?

[MrCoffee]

41. Too cold to stand around, but sledding seemed like a good idea???

[taterguy]

44. To quote one of the greatest movies of all-time

It seemed like a good idea at the time

[xchrom]

94. taterguy -- life would be less fun with out you around here.

[MrCoffee]

24. Of course I clicked! I click anything that says naked.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. It's lounge reflexes. nt

[MrCoffee]

30. Yeah...lounge reflexes...that's the ticket.

[Radical Activist]

25. No, I didn't click

not at all interested.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Then how did you get in this thread?

[Radical Activist]

31. dammit!

you got me. Your pic in the other thread got my attention though. :toast:

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. This is as close to nekkid as it gets for me on DU...

Nothing but a robe and a smile...

[MrCoffee]

33. So where do we go for closer to nekkid?????

click click CliCk CLicK CLICK!!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Stop clicking, dammit!

:rofl: Only I have access to the nekkid pics... :evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

37. "Lounge Reflexes"... it's a nervous condition

sweaty palms and all.


eeeewwwwww....that was wrong, even for me. which is saying something.

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. Sweaty palms are better than hairy ones.

:rofl: :hi: :evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

39. I need my glasses to read that...i'm going blind.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Dude, you're gonna fuck up your mouse.

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :hi:

[speedoo]

49. ........and pearls and earrings....

I notice stuff like that.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. If you're wearing a silk robe, you need the pearls and earrings.

[NewWaveChick1981]

52. Exactly.

They make the outfit complete. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. True...

...But they aren't clothing. And that robe was not tied. :evilgrin:

[speedoo]

54. ... not tied, huh?

You just had to mention that didn't you. (where's the smilie with the BIG horns, when I need it?)

You know, that's a pose that all the great sexpots use. But I'm sure you knew that already.;)

(edit - clumsy fingers)

[NewWaveChick1981]

59. Actually, it was not tied....and mostly open....

:evilgrin: And I just have to say thank you. :* :loveya: I was just fumbling with the camera, and that picture ended up as a keeper. :D

[speedoo]

62. It's a keeper, allright.

But I think that's probably true of any pic of you, gorgeous.:9

Now about that open robe..... you know it makes me :crazy: ... doncha... huh?

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

29. Well, I'm naked and wet in this picture...

But mostly out of camera range. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Yeah, I'm naked and wet in this picture...

But also mostly out of camera range.

[Haole Girl]

42. Trying to keep us awake, are you?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Nah, I was just bored when I started this thread at 5am.

Now it's back!

[Haole Girl]

46. 5 am!! Don't you ever sleep?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. I nap during random hours.

I only sleep like 3-4 hours a day normally.

[Haole Girl]

53. Do you feel ok with such little sleep?

If so, you are sooo lucky.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

65. I crash about once every 3 weeks and sleep most of the day.

Yesterday was a crash day for me. But yeah, I feel fine with it. Actually, I usually feel kind of crappy if I sleep longer. Even as a little kid, I always stayed up late. My parents gave up on trying to enforce a bedtime by the time I was 8. Finally, they just said do whatever you want as long as you can get up for school.

Also, since my schedule is so random, it's pretty easy for me to reset myself. On weekends, I usually go to bed around 2am and get up a little before 6am to go fishing (if I'm in CT) and I don't get jetlagged.

[sarge43]

45. Sure. The Lounge threads are like a box of chocolates ....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. ...you never know what you're gonna get.

[ForrestGump]

58. I know what I just got from seeing the three ladies' pictures above!

Frustrated, mostly... :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

66. Aren't you usually frustrated though?

:P

[ForrestGump]

74. Well, yeah

:D

But tonight I'm trying out the Dolce et Gabbana Masculine cologne (it received Ms Chick1981's seal of Approval), so anything is possible... :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

67. Absolutely. Re taterguy's photo

:applause:

[Deja Q]

57. Naturally, I clicked! I have material to contribute too.

O8)

[Deja Q]

90. Naturally, no responses.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

60. I'd post mine (and yes, they do exist)

but the whole "locking" thing and all. Consider yourselves spared.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. Yeah, I have them too, but they're not for DU.

[flvegan]

63. Trade?

Kidding. But ONLY because I already know your answer. Dammit.

[LeftyMom]

64. Just one of these days, somebody will be telling the truth

and I keep clicking. *sigh*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. Yeah, what a great day that will be.

*sigh*

[flvegan]

70. Can I broker a trade here with you and the OP?

You will of course, have to share with me.

What? It's all about unity...being, uh...open with our fellow DUers...erm...okay, I'm a pig.

[LeftyMom]

73. Are you trying to scam naked pictures out of me?

What on earth for? You have more than you'd ever need, to say nothing of video.

Silly boy. :*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

76. Geez...

you vegan whores...

I'm jealous.

[LeftyMom]

78. He's paying me now?

I should go check the mail. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. That's what I heard...

:P

[LeftyMom]

80. It's an in-kind exchange, damn it.

The exchange rate sucks, too.

[flvegan]

85. Maybe the two of you should exchange, you know...

pictures in the altogether. I'll be the go-between. The both of you send the pics to me, and I'll distribute.

Damn, that would be cool. And no, I'm not above begging.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

86. Well, I think it's obvious you're not above begging by now.

I like you anyway though.

[flvegan]

87. We could have a three-way

deal, here.

Oh, this post isn't going to look right on the subjects face. No, not at all.

(YAY, she likes me!)

[LeftyMom]

88. He doesn't give up easily, does he.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

89. Well, I know why he likes pit bulls so much.

They both have that sweet, but tenacious spirit.

[LeftyMom]

92. He's so sweet to them

It's so cute when he'll be talking to me and one of the dogs wants attention and he starts in with the baby talk.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

95. Loving animals is always a very important trait to me.

I have no need for people who don't care about animals.

[LeftyMom]

97. Oh, agreed

I'd have to add being patient with kids, since I have one. :) Being able to play well with either and really enjoy it without self-conciousness is nice too.

[Guava Jelly]

68. Since you were so nice to show me your tatoo

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

71. Hott!

Anyway, a couple days ago, I posted a tattoo picture thread, all of my tattoos are up there.

[Guava Jelly]

72. Thank you!

And i will visit that directly
:)

[Guava Jelly]

75. I post my picture and the thread die's

It is my curse :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. Damn you!

*shakes fist*

[Guava Jelly]

83. Feel free to cut and paste it into threads you hate

Hell it works faster then the mods to destroy threads
:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

84. I could have used that last night in the foie gras thread.

Although the thread bitching just about me was locked pretty fast.

[keithjx]

81. In for a penny...

in for a pound. This was a surprise for my wife, and took most of the day for the session (remotes can be a pain), but I think it turned out okay....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

82. Wow, that's a great photo.

:thumbsup:

[xchrom]

93. wow -- that is beautiful.

you have a lucky wife.

and i'm sure you feel the same about her.

[RetroLounge]

91. RetroLounge Naked!

Damn, camera was pointed wrong...

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

96. Well, it's good enough for me.

[RetroLounge]

98. Well, i have better ones

but I don't want to cause a riot in the lounge...

:D

RL