swimboy
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Thu Aug-24-06 12:23 PM
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I am simply astounded at the amount of profanity |
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I have had to call on this week. And this appears to be a day prone to breakage and split bags. :grr: :argh: :banghead: :nuke:
Can we all agree that conditioner ought not be package in a plastic container that breaks when you drop it in the shower? The buses have been really frustrating and I have studiously been avoiding any interaction with the copier.
I remain obscenely yours,
--swimboy
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Thu Aug-24-06 12:58 PM
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1. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:51 PM
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19. Thanks for the fucking assistance, billyskank! |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:00 PM
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2. A plastic bottle of conditioner broke in the shower?? |
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Well, fuck. :grr:
I hope your day gets better. :-)
:hi:
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:08 PM
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28. Yes! I don't know how I can even go on!!! |
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You could practically write a book about what happened to me!*
*see also Muriel Puce, ping-pong ball
Thanks, man! :hi: I'm smiling now!
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:02 PM
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3. Fuck shit ass bitch poo crap snot fart |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:02 PM
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be careful......shit that could have implications......Fuck man bloody toes
CB
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:05 PM
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5. On the upside, your shower pan will silky and manageable |
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Cursing is a great way to get through such a day. I've been known to swear a blue streak myself. In fact, I'm known for my inventive and lengthy blue rants.
I hope that your day improves. :hi:
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:55 PM
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22. And just look at that shine! |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:09 PM
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6. shitpissfuckcunt cocksucker motherfucker tits |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:15 PM
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:21 PM
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Saw his interview with Russert the other night. So smart he's scary.
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:08 PM
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29. The Words of the Master - Vivat Georgius Rex |
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"You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick."
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:10 PM
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7. Swimboy, I fucking love you, man. |
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I mean. I seriously fucking love you.
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:54 PM
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20. Whee!!! Fuckin' wheee!!! |
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:loveya:
right back atcha, Midlo!
!!!
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:15 PM
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9. Would a fucking hug help you through the day? |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:16 PM
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10. Shit motherfucker fuck shit! |
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One of my favorites from Sex and the City. :D
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:20 PM
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Samir, 'Office Space' :rofl:
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:21 PM
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13. I just know we're going to federal pound you in the ass prison. |
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:59 PM
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35. I'm definitely working that one into my repertoire! |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:18 PM
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11. Photocopiers and ice machines, m'man! |
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Photocopiers and ice machines (the restaurant kind, not the one built into your freezer door) get brutalized more than any other machine you interact with, and are highly prone to breaking down.
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:00 PM
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25. Thanks, I'll avoid the ice machines today too! |
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:43 PM
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15. My dear swimboy.......... |
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I'm sorry you're having a rotten day, sweetie....
Hope it gets much better!
Loveya.........:loveya: :hug: :loveya:
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:48 PM
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:51 PM
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18. My dear Midlo......... |
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Naaahhhhhh.......didn't want to unload on him ........
He's had a rotten enough day without any F-bombs from me!
I wanted to bring him a little sweetness........
:silly:
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:55 PM
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21. Swimboy is simply the best. |
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And, he lives near ME!!!!!
:bounce:
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:05 PM
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27. Thank you, my dear Peggy! |
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All of this has me feeling much better now! Both the sweet replies and the cursing assistance and instruction! :rofl:
I hope you are having a good day! :loveya: :hug:
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:13 PM
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33. I am having a lovely day, my dear swimboy...... |
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And how lucky for you and Midlo that you live near one another......
That must be nice!
Things are better for me, now.........:hug: :loveya:
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:47 PM
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16. What is this fucking shit??? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-24-06 01:49 PM by NewWaveChick1981
Huh??? Shampoo and conditioner bottles should NEVER break---yet they do. :grr: I'm so sorry about that.... it's happened to me too and it sucks. :hug:
Do like my mother does---make up profanity if you run out of words to use. :P She came up with some really good strings of made-up ones when I was growing up to avoid using the F bomb....akin to what Bud yells in Repo Man: "Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass!" :rofl: Yeah, Mom's a lot of fun...
Hope the rest of the day goes better. :)
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:10 PM
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31. Man! That's some fucking virtuosity!!! |
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I'm smiling now! Thanks! B-)
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Thu Aug-24-06 01:55 PM
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23. Don't get me started on: |
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All easy-break plastic bottles...
Impossible-to-open-without-creating-a-huge-FUCKING-mess bags of kitty litter...
Replacing foil toothpaste tubes, where you could roll them up and get every last drop, with the plastic, "Ah, fuck it, I'm leaving the last 20% in the tube 'cuz my fingers can't squeeze anymore" tubes...
Plastic grocery bags - "Useless for anything over 6" tall, and cuts off the circulation in your hand."
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:03 PM
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26. Uh-oh-------Looks like I've got you started. |
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Great to see you, man! :hi:
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:12 PM
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32. I've been known to get my handy-dandy pocket knife out |
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and slice open the toothpaste tubes.
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:09 PM
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30. When you calm down a bit |
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maybe you can channel that foul mouth of yours into talking dirty instead. :9
:hug: When the world stops fucking with you, we'll still be here to tell you we love you. So, please have another hug. :hug:
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Thu Aug-24-06 02:57 PM
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Thanks, BigThom! Great to see you! :hug:
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Thu Aug-24-06 04:29 PM
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Now you got me visuallizing you in the shower....
:evilgrin:
RL
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Thu Aug-24-06 05:11 PM
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39. Then my elaborate plan has worked brilliantly! |
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:evilgrin:
Your latest picture is right droolworthy, mister! :loveya:
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Thu Aug-24-06 04:30 PM
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38. Are you fucking shitting me with this? |
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