Q & A in prep for the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver

[RushIsRot]

You've got to wonder what kind of history/social studies is taught in schools around the world. Don't these people watch TV? Enjoy

Now that Vancouver is to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are jokes, and the questions are hilarious; but sadly the questions were really asked (really sad) .

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, We don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegans. Milk is illegal.

Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

[KFC]

1. The questions are jokes too

Actually funnier than the answers

[RushIsRot]

2. Whatever floats yer boat.

Come naked.

[KFC]

6. On a re-read, you are right. Most of the questions are genuine.

But the moose question has to be a joke. Has to be. Has to be.

I'm hoping.

[KamaAina]

3. Q. Will Canadians understand me if I forget to say 'Eh?'? (USA)

A: (fill in the blank)

[idgiehkt]

4. LOL

"Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?"

:rofl:

[Crewleader]

5. Hello RushIsRot

Cartoon goes well with this thread....:hi:

[RushIsRot]

7. Hey Crew!

How's by you? Great to hear from ya!

[Crewleader]

8. Great to see you too friend!

I'm OK....and I hope all is well with YOU! :hug:

[RushIsRot]

9. Happier than if I had good sense!

I have moved out in the woods in the Ozarks. 4.4 miles off the paved road. There are only four households in my little valley. Got hummingbirds buzzing around like a hive of bees. Deer and wild turkeys are seen just about every time I take a trip out to civilization.

I hope you're well and will be posting again regularly.

Hugs back at ya!

:hug: