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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:29 AM
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Pluto does not care.
Pluto is bigger than any human. Pluto is older than any human. Pluto is more truthful than any human. Pluto is more honest than any human. Pluto is more faithful than any human. Pluto does not know humans exist. Pluto cares not for humans. Pluto does not need television, polyurethane deck sealer or maltodextrose. Pluto was here before us. Pluto will be here long after we are gone. Pluto cares not for our names for it. Pluto knows it's own name. We don't know Pluto's name, and Pluto ain't talking. We are irrelevent to Pluto.

We can only hope to be as great as Pluto.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:30 AM
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1. thanks for that
no maltodextrose? LOL.:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:32 AM
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2. And the same can be said for Bluto!
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:46 AM
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3. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Wanna beer? Don't cost nuthin'.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:53 AM
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4. Pluto's posting shit about us over in that "other" Solar System.
You know, the one we aren't allowed to mention?
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 08:52 AM
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5. !
:rofl:
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:13 PM
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6. Pluto just called!
All I heard was laughter.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:16 PM
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7. Pluto has Emory and Oglethorpe.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:17 PM
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8. Granite cookie!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5547304
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:46 PM
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10. All due props to your most excellent post...
...which induced me to :rofl: when I first saw it!
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:19 PM
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9. I'm reminded of virginium.
Back in 1930, a scientist wasn't being very careful and discovered element 87, which he called "virginium." Turns out he didn't really discover it. They did discover it a few years later and called it "francium."

But if you go look up old chemistry textbooks sometimes you'll find "virginium" and others that didn't make the cut.

I wonder if years from now some teenager's going to crack open an old science textbook and wonder what the hell this "pluto" thing is they keep talking about.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:55 PM
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11. Before we get all hung up on size...









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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 03:58 PM
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12. Oooh. I like that!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 04:55 PM
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13. The entire Earth can fit in Uranus.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 06:37 PM
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14. LOL
There is no reply to that!
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 01:05 PM
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16. OMG! Antares is HUGH!!! I'm SIRIUS!!!
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 08:05 PM
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15. Suck it, Pluto!
:evilgrin:
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