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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:38 AM Original message |
How are you going to die?? Find out here! |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. Thanks, but no thanks... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
2. Mine is so boring... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
3. Let it be told... |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
4. This is spooky. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:28 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Rapid pitbulls are the worst...you never see 'em coming. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. Yep, it's the fast ones ya gotta watch! nt |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
5. Mine says: You humiliate a magician at a party |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:52 AM Response to Original message |
6. A ceiling fan is going to fall on my head and decapitate me... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 07:10 AM Response to Original message |
7. Death by snicker. Sadly apropos. |
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AussieDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 07:16 AM Response to Original message |
8. Death by escalator |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
9. I'll have a heart attack while making sweet, sweet love. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
10. What Bull! Mine was not funny at all! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
11. Here's mine: |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
12. Let it be told.. |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
13. Let it be told: |
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Katina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
14. mauled by a rabid pit bull! Is that what I get for not being a dog fan? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
16. Well, at least it's unique |
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nosillies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
17. Mine... |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
18. As if! |
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joneschick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
19. ...... |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. Let It Be Told... |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:05 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Looks like we're going out the same way, MrCoffee. |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
21. Let it be told... |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 01:30 AM Response to Reply #21 |
50. That was mine too! |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 10:22 AM Response to Reply #50 |
58. lol! We can watch each other's backs while we buy... |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
22. Wow, it seems so likely too. |
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FedUpWithIt All (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
23. Damn, nothing exciting here... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. this already happened to me |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:11 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. You've died from rapid blood loss? |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 01:16 AM Response to Reply #33 |
48. "except I survived" |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. Geez, this is bad: |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
26. While standing in line at the fast food joint..... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. How fucking appropriate. |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
28. My next door neighbor beats me to death with a shovel. |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
30. I'll never go into a bank again. |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
32. Here it is: |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
34. I'm the victim of terra, terra, terra! |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. We need to make one of these for bush and crew |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 04:28 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. Me, too! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. I'm just planning to eat indoors. nt |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 12:17 AM Response to Reply #34 |
59. I tried on bush - and it said: |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
36. Wow, this sucks, but at least it's cool. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 03:43 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. If I were you, |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 04:24 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. I think most of my relatives are pretty disgruntled with me right now. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
38. I always knew it would end this way: |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 04:40 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. Ewwww... |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
43. This is different... |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. OK, now I put in my FULL name(First, Middle, Last name), and this came up. |
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Blue_In_AK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
45. You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
46. those who have me on ignore should be comforted: |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 01:23 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. pft, good one... |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 06:31 AM Response to Reply #49 |
52. oh dear -- a mime?!?! |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-26-06 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
47. I win! |
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gr8dane_daddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
51. According to the site.... |
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DeposeTheBoyKing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
53. Someone is going to bash me to death with a baseball bat |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
54. At least I'm going to live past retirement age... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
55. Mine is really messy: |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
56. ravaged by a pack of wild dingoes |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-27-06 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
57. Chinese cook attacks me with a cleaver. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
60. Same as everyone else that has ever died. Lack of oxygen to the brain |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
61. Let's see here... |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
62. according to my doctor |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
63. wow, scary |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 01:31 AM Response to Reply #63 |
64. sorry... |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 03:47 AM Response to Original message |
65. Maybe I should become a vegan. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 03:58 AM Response to Original message |
66. damn i need to stay away from escalators |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 06:52 AM Response to Original message |
67. My next door neighbor beats me to death with a shovel ... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-28-06 07:01 AM Response to Original message |
68. I'll be beaten to death by thugs in a dark alley |
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