So I woke up this morning with a MULLET...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

but I'm all better now.

Look! I've got a digicam on my head!


Hmm...did this whole diy thing work out okay?


I don't think it's too shabby at all for doing it myself. I left the top alone pretty much. I don't have the money for a haircut this week, but I sure as hell wasn't going to walk around with a mullet. In a couple weeks, it will be professionally cut back into a fauxhawk-able length.

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Wow, you did a really good job, haruka!

:hi: :woohoo: The one and only time I ever cut my own hair was a total disaster. :(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Thanks.

I was pretty worried going into it, but I figured it couldn't be worse than a mullet. There is nothing worse than a mulleted dyke.

[liberalitch]

9. How did you end up with a Mullet?

Was that the hairstyle you had yesterday afternoon?
Was that the hairstyle you had when you went to sleep?
Or did something.... unseemly happen in between?


...and you did do a great job on your hair

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I haven't had a haircut in a long time.

I woke up this morning and I realized that the back was starting to grow down my neck, but the top was pretty much just like it is now. Drastic measures had to be taken.

[MrCoffee]

2. If i had a dollar every time I had to kick a redneck out before breakfast.

[LeftyMom]

4. LeftyKid says "Freebird!"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. That's awesome.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

6. He's really not that white, I had the flash on.

I wouldn't want people to think my kid's that blindingly reflective in real life.

I have no idea why my sister had that wig lying around. She has a lot of wierd costumes for theme parties, but I don't always get pics when LK steals them. He was really funny in her coconut bra and grass skirt, and in her naughty cop outfit.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Gross!

Did it look like this?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. No. It looked like a hair mullet.

[catmandu57]

11. I was going to ask

if you got that in the same place you got your bong and piercing? at three in the morning, but I see you did yourself, so I guess I've answered my own question. It's a good job btw.

[Guava Jelly]

12. I thought you werew talking about another person

"A mullet"
I think it looks nice myself.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. No, I haven't woken up with somebody in a month and a half.

And I'm pretty sure her last name wasn't Mullet.

Thank you. It sure was scary when it was a mullet though.

[MrCoffee]

18. Scary? Mullets are cool...business in the front, party in the back!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. No mullets are not cool.

First, I get a mullet. Next, I start wearing flannel. It's a slippery slope down into the pit of lesbian fashion.

[MrCoffee]

28. I saw a guy once with...and i'm not even making this up...a 3-toned mullet

it was in the parking lot of a kroger. he was showing his buddy his new camper top on his truck, and as i was walking by, he said (i'll never ever forget this as long as i live), "i made sure to get the locking one, because that way, the cops can't search it"!!!!!

i swear to god, my hand on a stack o' bibles, that's what he said. the mullet was fucking gorgeous. black underneath, brown on the sides, and golden locks streaming down the back. it was like a perfect storm or harmonic convergence or something. restored my faith in humanity, it did.

[Rising Phoenix]

13. Ha Ha

you had a mullet....hehe

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Yeah but I cut that bitch off.

It's all cool now.

[Rising Phoenix]

23. thank jeebus....

other wise....we couldn't hang....hehe

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I would have had to buy a bunch of flannel and lock myself away in a cave.

[jpgray]

14. Sounds like the start of the worst blues song ever

[MrCoffee]

15. Or one hell of a country song.

[jpgray]

19. Maybe ragtime. Heads to the dram shop, puts a brick in her hat

Gets dirked once with an Arkansas toothpick, contracts the French pox and rears a litter of mudsill guttersnipes.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Well, I woke up this morning with a mullet....

And I knew there was something fishy about that.
So I went out and slaughtered the pullet
While I pondered about where my lovelife was at....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. "So I woke up this morning with a mullet...

I said 'no baby, it can't be true.
Where, oh where, did you grow from?
Don't tell me you can't go back there no more.
I hate to break it to you, baby
but you're leadin' my hair astray.
I hate to break it to you, baby
but I've got to cut you off today.'

So I went on into the bathroom
said, 'baby, I've gotta do this.
I've got to cut you off today."

And I took those scissors to you
and I cut you all away.
I looked in that mirror and I said,
'I hate to break to you baby
but I cut you all away.
I hate to break it to you baby
but I ain't gonna be missin' you today.'"

(insert random harmonica interludes wherever it seems appropriate)

[MrCoffee]

24. If only there was a smiley waving a lighter around...

:headbang:

[Fenris]

22. Woke up this morning

With a mullet on my head
Couldn't pay for a haircut
Now I wish I was dead.

<slidefill>

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. I like my version of the song better.

[jpgray]

29. You must not have seen the slidefill

[sundog]

30. i think sippie wallace did that in '26

[progmom]

31. I love that you just name-checked Sippie Wallace

Don't Advertise Your Man ;)

[sundog]

32. women be wise

[Monk06]

33. You got problems? I woke up this morning with a Grimley

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. A Grimley is a broken picture link?

:shrug:

[Monk06]

35. Just fixed it. You're fast haruka. Not me but I am sportin a Grimely today

[jpgray]

36. Looks very flattering, I must say!

[Aristus]

37. Looks terrific, haruka.

I don't think you could take a bad picture, anyway. :-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Oh there are plenty of bad ones out there...

(my mom even puts them on the walls!!!)

However, I just delete all the bad ones.