CONFESS!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

What's your dirty little secret?

Time to share with the world!!

[GOPisEvil]

1. I know what yours is.

You tried to kill Will Pitt with Febreze. :D

[LynneSin]

2. HEY!!! you were an enabler

That was a non-smoking floor and you forced Herradura on him

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

3. I did nothing of the kind!

In fact, I tried to kill him the next night. Why do you think he inscribed his book "Cheesesteaks are WMDs" when he signed my copy? :nuke:

[LynneSin]

12. I have witnesses that will attest to it

Where the hell is Ramsey, she'll back up my story

[GOPisEvil]

14. Heh...she loves me, she'd lie for me.

:7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. My friend tried to do that once to me.

I'm very allergic to febreeze. I came very close to just kicking him in the balls.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Well, Will isn't allergic, but he WAS doing an interview with Canadian

radio at the time. Watching him dodge Febreze while drinking a beer, smoking and speaking intelligently on the reasons we shouldn't invade Iraq was simultaneuously hilarious and impressive.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Damn, I wish I got to witness that. nt

[LynneSin]

15. I didn't bring the Febreze - another DUer provided the ammunition

Yeah, we've had some amazing Philly DU parties where honestly we have been sworn to secrecy to never reveal what really happened.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Sounds like the parties the health food store I worked at would have.

Lesbian drama + keg parties = Bad news

Karoake + drunk coworkers = Funny work party

That place was like "The L Word" if all the characters worked in a gourmet natural foods store. Hell, once the general manager had me go and threaten a customer that he better not breathe to anyone what he saw on one of our store night outs.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I am actually a 6'5" male with a penchant for Pringles and

I loathe pandas... It's true. :hi:

[LynneSin]

6. Are you single? I might be interested

I'll hand feed you the pringles!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. With dip??

:think:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I eat shellfish. j/k Actually...um...

hmm...

I've been arrested four times. :shrug:

It's never really been a secret though.

[LynneSin]

11. I was pulled over by the cops for mooning him

Seriously.

Guy ended up becoming Mayor of a neighboring town. I'd like to think my ass inspired him

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. That's funny.

Get this the only time I've ever been cuffed was over....















two unpaid parking tickets that my employer was supposed to pay for.

And to make it even better, the actual arrest came about because my car (a total lemon of a Mercury Sable) died and my friend decided to flag down a cop, so I wouldn't get a parking ticket for overnight street parking. Yep, I was starting my walk home and two cop cars came around the corner. I got arrested and cuffed. The new cop wanted to "shake me down" but the older cop didn't think it was necessary for a parking ticket arrest. Even though we were only about 100' from the police station, they still put on the lights and ran a red to haul me into the station. This ended up getting even more absurd down at the station. It was so incredibly ridiculous, I had to keep myself from constantly keep myself from laughing.

[johnnie]

13. Ok, you got me

I also killed JonBenet. Oh yeah, I was the man behind the grassy knoll. That's it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Dirty Little Secret?

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And now I try to lie
It�s eating me apart
Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know
Who has to know





What was the question again? :silly:

[Haole Girl]

17. You probably won't believe me

But a friend of mine and I sneaked onto a secured elevator and went to the very top floor of the Transamerica building! True story. I never told anybody...wonder if she has...

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. When my sis was in her Fundie Phase (eons ago)

And she was staying with me at my b/f's house, there was an Incan fertility statue in the living room where she was sleeping. SHe would turn it around to face the wall every night when she went to sleep because she thought it was ***EVIL!!!!****

So, every morning, I would tiptoe into the living room, turn it around and scoot it close to her. Then, I would tiptoe out and back up the stairs, and make a lot of noise like just getting up. She would wake up and freak out because the statue HAD MOVED!!!!!!!!!

(ooooo...that was so mean of me :spank: )

Good thing she got past that Fundie Phase, and is now a solid DU'er, probably more agnostic than anything, and still great person :bounce:

[Fuzz]

21. Ok, have had sexual relations in houses of worship.

That's a bad one, for some I know. But dad was a preacher, it gets cold up north in the winter, I was a horny teenager and I had the keys. It's really weird when your eyes adjust to the darkness and you look up to see a poster of Jesus above you though, seriously.