Working Sat night sucks!

[gr8dane_daddy]

So here's a couple of jokes.

The owner of a golf course in Dallas was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University
of Oklahoma, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."

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A group of Tyler friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and
carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

[LadyoftheRabbits]

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:rofl: :thumbsup: Sorry you have to work tonight :(