"London Bridge" by Fergie. WTF.

[tinfoil tiaras]

Okayy...

Oh s***, oh s***, oh s***
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hatin in the line
V.I.P cause you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Cause you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

Chorus
How come every time you come around
My London london bridge wanna go down like london london london
wanna go down like london london london we going down like (2x)

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face! (oh, snap)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, snap)
My lïps make you want to have a taste (oh, snap)
You got that? I got the bass

chorus:How come every time you come around
My London london bridge wanna go down like london london london
wanna go down like london london london we going down like


pause...


and repeat...but dont do the drinks start pouringand so on.

:wtf:

[MorningGlow]

1. Ah sheer poetry

:eyes:

If Bob Dylan were dead (gods forbid) he'd be rolling over in his grave.

I do believe I'm too old for this shit (that stuff they call popular music, I mean).

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. That song makes my ears bleed just reading the lyrics.

It is, by far, the most idiotic song of the past several months.

:grr:

[tinfoil tiaras]

3. What about "Bossy" by Kelis

Even though I love that song... :rofl:

and Sexyback..i like that song too :blush: :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. For all's sake, girl!

:rofl::rofl:

[Avalux]

5. Yuk -

horrible stuff. Such a shame what will sell a record.

[southpaw]

6. Crap...

But what do you expect from one of the no-talent hacks that brought you "My Humps"

Sadly, this tripe is aimed at 12 year olds.

[Iris]

14. ugh, that song sickens me.

And I thought Fergie was referring to the Duchess when I first read the thread title!

[progmom]

7. I know this makes me a horrible person...

But...


I like that song.

Crap lyrics, but the song is incredibly catchy.

:blush:

[huskerlaw]

8. I like it too.

And SexyBack.

I feel totally guilty when I listen to them, but they're so catchy!

[progmom]

12. oh yay

Glad I'm not alone. :bounce:

[tinfoil tiaras]

13. I LOVE SEXYBACK!!!!!

:D

[LynneSin]

9. I can't believe what has happened to Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas

I mean they put THIS song out and I just fell in love with their sound. What the hell happened to them?

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

[Iris]

15. I was just sitting here thinking the same thing, LynnSin

[AlCzervik]

10. that song moved "My humps" to number 2 on my most annoying song

list.

[tigereye]

11. I think it's funny

probably because I find Fergie very amusing.

[tuvor]

16. I'll defend My Humps as great ear candy, but this Fergie track bites.