I'm just a totally disgusting jerk

[leftofthedial]

what's *your* problem?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I can be a bitch, but it tends to be warranted.

I wouldn't call you a totally disgusting jerk, though. I think I called you an asshole once, but other than that time, you seem okay.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I'm a raging bitch

and I don't feel bad about it, one bit :D

:loveya:

[leftofthedial]

3. well, at least you were right once

that's more than most of us

;-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. My mother was a hamster

And my father smelt of elderberries. :cry:

[leftofthedial]

5. run away!

run away!

[petronius]

6. Are you also an 'empty headed animal food trough wiper'?

Running around with a couple of coconuts?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. No, I tend to think of myself

as one who has the brain of a duck, you know, and who moves in a silly, knees-bent, running-about advancing behaviour.

Which would sorta figure, what with castañets for testicles already.

:silly:

[Random_Australian]

11. You beat me to it!

You SOD!!! You had us all worked up, then it is a harmless bunny rabbit!

[Buddyblazon]

8. I can run people over sometimes....

ya know...I can be opinionated and obnoxious.


Oh...and I have horrific flatulence. In fact, I just gagged myself.

[leftofthedial]

9. more info than I bargained for

but thanks for sharing!

[reyd reid reed]

10. I'm an evil, horrible, nasty, nagging bitch.

But only when provoked. So don't provoke me.

[Skittles]

13. I'll provoke you

I will kick yo' ass

[leftofthedial]

21. what provokes you?

I mean other than prying questions.

[reyd reid reed]

24. Asshats.

Plain and simple. Someone's an asshat and that provokes me.

Intolerant, narrow-minded asshats who think their way is the only way.

[Random_Australian]

12. I now have 'Ride Of The Valkyries' cued for flamewars.

Fear me.

[xchrom]

14. i'll take your totally disgusting jerk -- and raise you

a bitter, angry, aging Queen.

get back bitches -- you ain't got NOTHING on me!

[buddhamama]

15. i think of you as...

perfectly wonderful. :hi:

my problem is, i am a nice person. people seem to think it gives them license to treat me poorly.

[xchrom]

18. buddhamama! hi!

:loveya:

if was a bitter, angry Queen to EVERYONE -- it would lose it's effect --

like eyeliner -- one must be judicious in it's use.

p.s. -- i think there are few -- if any -- better than you to be found anywhere anytime.

[buddhamama]

20. three words, xchrom

i love ya'! thank you for your kind words. :loveya:

[leftofthedial]

22. ain't it true

no good deed--or good attitude--goes unpunished

I quit being a nice guy. I can't afford it anymore.

[Katina]

16. I'm overly opinionated

I try to control it...but sometimes............... :argh:

[sendero]

25. Me too..

.. it takes all kinds you know :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Every time I get a forward-of-a-forward ignorant neocon fundie

email, I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone.... :grr: :mad: I usually just delete the bullshit before reading it, but there are times when the subject line is not indicative of the email's contents, and I open it anyway because it's from a relative. It just makes my blood boil that they forward this FReeper shit to me WHEN THEY KNOW DAMN WELL that I'm ultra liberal... :grr: :nuke: It's like they're trying to convert me or something. Well, that tactic definitely won't work.

I'm just not going to read emails from those individuals ever again.

[Katina]

19. I told my SIL to stop sending me that crap

to take me off her mass mail list...How hard can that be...but nope, I continue to get the stupid RW "America for americans" crap OR say this prayer or that prayer and send on to 5,000 of your nearest & dearest or you will have bad luck for the next milennium! :nuke:
I don't think that's a fault of yours NWC! :D

[kwassa]

23. I'm depraved on account I'm deprived

My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

(GEE, OFFICER KRUPKE) west side story