A moose once bit my sister...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

(In case you can't guess, I'm watching a little flick about searching for the Holy Grail. They really should sack those responsible for the subtitles...) :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

1. Why this post troubles me...

The subject line had that hauntingly familiar, tip of the tongue quality about it. If you hadn't posted the rest, this would have bugged the hell out of me for the rest of the day. And THAT'S what's troubling.

[Missy Vixen]

2. Those doing the sacking will be sacked themselves

One of the funniest movies of all time. :rofl:

Julie

[trof]

3. I guess I'd rather be the sacker than the sackee.

pretty much

[Kickoutthejams23]

4. How did you become President anyway?

I didn't vote for you.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Your spelling is atrocious.

The proper quote is:

A møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brøther-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Nørwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passiøn", "The Huge Mølars of Hørst Nørdfink"...

Mynd yøu, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Get it right...:eyes: :P

[kay1864]

6. These goddamn Norwegian grammarians invading the Lounge really piss me off

Why do you hate Sweden? :cry:

[ZombieNixon]

7. ø > ö

:P }(

[progmom]

8. A rat done bit my sister Nell.

A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I wuz already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wuzn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)