Ah, my dear DU friends...

[Mrs.Matcom]

Since I cannot reply to matcom's drivel, I just want to thank you for "having my back" and re-posting all those funny threads and my replies to them! Thank you for once again putting him in his place, which would be...Barefoot Matcom! He did cook me a mediocre dinner tonight, but I made Pecan brownies and went to the store for the vanilla ice cream to put on top of them! :D :hi:

[WindRavenX]

1. I think men need to know their place

That is, naked and in bed waiting to serve me.

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! n/t

[Zomby Woof]

2. I am spanking him later

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

5. Ummmm...

you know he likes that right??? :evilgrin: Don't forget his fuzzy hand cuffs!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. It got locked before I could think of an appropriate response.

(Hadn't imbibed enough merlot yet.) Matcom made a mediocre dinner? That's not what he usually says. Bad boy.

;)

[Mrs.Matcom]

7. I will send you a

straw! Then you can drink faster!!! It's a rainy Monday so he heated up some frozen Bertolli pasta stuff. Not bad, but not his usual fare! :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Did you remember the pound of butter in the brownies?

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. Nope, no butter

just a box mix...it's Monday night T, jeez cut me some slack! Like I'm actually going to make them from scratch on a Monday Night??? :rofl: :hug: :*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. but....but....but....

you could add a pound of butter to a box mix. :D It makes them more Paula Deenyish and all :shrug:

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. hahaha

you forget that I am a damned Yankee by birth...therefore I am very frugal, and a pound of butter in a box mix would just never fly with me...and I have to giggle when I hear her speak!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. I do too

but I gotta give her props for turning heart attack inducing food into an empire :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. So it's not just guests who get the mediocre meals?

:hi:

[xmas74]

13. He should be punished for cooking a mediocre dinner!

I'm just afraid that the usual methods of punishment might be enjoyed.

You could threaten to wear capri pants until winter arrives. That might do it.