I'm sleepy and I've still got two hours to go.

[reyd reid reed]

And way less than two hours of work to do...even if I stretch it.

Help me stay awake??

Purty please?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. *helping helping*

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :party: :party: :party: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

Spastic enough for you? :P

[reyd reid reed]

10. LOL!!!

Yup...it's shake 'n' bake, an' you hailped....

:rofl::rofl::rofl:








(and if you're scratchin' your head, s'okay...my brain's fried and I'm an old fogey)

:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

12. HA!

I *GOT* it!!! My mother taught me well! :7 :applause:

[reyd reid reed]

45. Bravo!!!!

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[qnr]

2. No. Stay awake on your own.

Actually, I was just trying to keep you awake by getting the adreneline flowing :) :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

11. And whaddya know...it worked.

I'm a contrary, cantankerous old soul, though. Hard to tell what's gonna work with me.

:hug:

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

3. HELLO!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

[reyd reid reed]

13. Wanna bandaid for your owie?

I think I might still have some ninja-turtles around here.....somewhere.....





Actually, that's kinda purty.

:)

:hug:

[BrightKnight]

4. This would probably get you going

Colon Coffee:

[reyd reid reed]

14. Oh. My. God.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now...I'm a dedicated coffee-holic but even I'd draw the line there...

[Ptah]

5. Stand up and stretch.

Get the blood flowing.

[reyd reid reed]

20. I love those sunflowers of yours.

There's a house down the street from me that has a patch of 'em in the front yard...I think of you every time I drive by.

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

6. WAKE UP!!!

I'm sorry, but I thought you were asleep! ;-)

[reyd reid reed]

22. Heh...

Damn near. I know I just finished but damned if I can remember much of what I did.

'cept grumble.

I'm good at that.

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

24. Good Night!

:hi:

[Redstone]

7. Will virtual amphetamines help?

I can't, obviously, offer you any real ones. But maybe if you think real hard about that white line...

Redstone

[reyd reid reed]

25. You mean the one down the middle of the highway

when I'm on my way home?

That sucker puts me to sleep...unless it's wet out and then I can't see it at all...




Ooooooooh...you meant that one....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear reyd reid reed!

Start a sex thread!

That'll wake you up!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

26. Heh...that occurred to me earlier...

But this place was crawling with editors spoiling my fun. That's probably why I'm so tired. There's absolutely nothing more exhausting than trying to look busy when you're not.

And now it's too late....

:cry:

[u4ic]

9. Here's some Red Bull

NOW you can start that sex thread! :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear u4ic!

Yes! We need, we want, and we fucking deserve a sex thread!

:bounce: :bounce:

[u4ic]

17. yes, Yes, YES!!!

With age comes wisdom, Peggy!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Now if we could just get rrr to listen to us!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

32. Oh, I'm listening...

I'm just afraid all the vict...errrr....subjects have given up and gone to bed without us.

Nothing more depressing than a...naughty...thread that drops like a stone.

[reyd reid reed]

30. *ahem*

Et tu, u4ic?

Hmmmmmmm....

[reyd reid reed]

29. Oh. My. God.

PEGGY!!!!

:wow:

*thud*

I'm shocked...nay...stunned....





Okay. I'm over it.

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

27. I can think of a few other gu, err, things I'd like to 'start'...

:evilgrin:

I've never tried that stuff...it smells awful.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Check your e-mail

Oughta be good for two hours worth of laughs. :blush:

[reyd reid reed]

28. Oh, shush you.

I've only been wanting that for how long now? There's tantalizing and then there's...

torment.

tsk tsk tsk.







Thank you.

[insane_cratic_gal]

19. I'm here till 7am

then my daughter's first day of 3r grade starts up

she's over the moon because she gets to sit across from her 2nd grade crush!


all I'm looking forward to is going home and going to sleep!

LOL to be young again /sigh

[reyd reid reed]

33. Tell me about it.

*sigh*

I can remember when I did fine with just a nap instead of a full night's sleep...and sometimes even skipped that.

And didn't have saggy eyes to show for it.

[Buddyblazon]

21. When I'm driving a long distance...

(remember I spent my summer driving big rigs and building stage)...I was told by my buddy to do the following.

Pull over at the safest spot (usually the other side of an off ramp like you're getting back on)

Get out of the truck

Run around your rig 3 times

Follow with 25 jumping jacks



It works...it would usually gives me enough energy for anywhere from 1 to 3 hours.

[reyd reid reed]

34. Oooooh....

I oughta try that. If nothing else, it'll give the guys on the desk something to laugh about for weeks to come....

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[hfojvt]

23. "You held my hand and then you slipped away

And I may never see your face again
So tell me how do to fill the emptiness inside
Without love, what is life?

And anyone who knew us both can see
We always were the better part of me
I never wanted to be this free
All this pain, does it go away?

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know
I've got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I've got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye
to all I ever knew
To you, to you

From memory, there is no hiding place
Turn on the TV and I see you there
In every crowd there's always someone with your face
Everywhere, trying not to care

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew

To you, I wish you everythin'
And all the best that life can bring
I only hope you think of me sometimes, oh
And even though I feel the pain
I know that I will love again
The time will come, oh, and I'll move on ..."

[reyd reid reed]

35. *sigh*

Thank you.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. By the way...

Have you been keeping up your Kegel exercises?

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

36. But of course...

Would I slack?

Me?

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Just checkin'

That oughta keep ya awake... if you're doin' 'em right.




:hide:

[reyd reid reed]

38. But...how does one know if one is doing them right?

:shrug:

[insane_cratic_gal]

39. Umm you ask your partner

to test the waters!


OR if one is w/o one atm you merely pee and then flex and stop peeing mid stream! .. there's an image eh? Like Karate kid.. Pee on.. Pee off

[reyd reid reed]

41. Yup...

That one I remember; they taught us that in prenatal classes.

I much prefer the other way, though.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. There's a test you can do

with a straw and a dollop of Astroglide.

[reyd reid reed]

42. *meep*

:hide:

[WCGreen]

43. There are other tests....

Such as crouching on top and asking your lover....

Can you feel it now!!!1

How's 'nout now!!!!

Are sure....

Oh, you felt that one and I wasn't even workin' it....

Say aren't you the idiot who bought me this book....

Just stay there until I get back...

None of your business where I'm going...

No touching....

I said no touching....

Chapter three.......

[reyd reid reed]

44. LOLOL!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

46. I guess a neck rub wouldn't help

huh?

[insane_cratic_gal]

47. I've got 4 more to go.. here

I'm gonna be begging to be kept awake pretty soon myself

How much longer for you now?