Lonely housewife's husband is at work and she needs my help!!

[dolo amber]

She left the email blank though. I feel so bad for her but I don't know what help she needs. Maybe a jar opened? Maybe she can't reach that jar of pickles on the top shelf? I hope she's ok...now I'm gonna worry all day. :(

[taterguy]

1. Thanks a lot

Now I'm gonna spend all day wondering what you and the lonely housewife did when you finally tracked her down

[Bunny]

2. I'm guessing she needs help balancing her checkbook.

Why don't you swing by with your calculator and give her a hand?



:D

[matcom]

3. she needs your help re-applying her glitter

get over there STAT and don't forget the video camera! :popcorn:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You sent email to yourself again, didn't you?

:eyes:

[Serial Mom]

6. I thought she got mine!?!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Keep your grubby mitts off my lonely housewife while I'm at work!

:grr:

:rofl:

[tigereye]

5. someone's gotta scrub those floors!

[Richardo]

7. Wokka wokka wauw wokka wow wow...

(Porn music interlude)