Please help haruka_3000 to be naughty

[MissHoneychurch]

:evilgrin:

I am sure you will come up with something

[Robeson]

1. I'm sorry, I don't contribute to naughty threads....

....O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

5. I remember differently

:evilgrin:

You can't blind me with your sweet face

[Robeson]

6. I was kind of full of bullshit, wasn't I.....

...:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

8. I loved it

never wished it was differently :rofl:

I remember well you, SeattleGirl and myself :evilgrin: oh yes I remember

[Robeson]

17. Oh yes, that was a fun trio....

...:evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

2. Double entendres? Well, we'll see what pops up. :)

[MissHoneychurch]

10. Not quite sure I understand

sorry .... stupid German here :)

[Random_Australian]

18. Double entendre refers to something with two meanings - one that

is normal, and another that is, er, 'adult'.

In this case, the normal was 'we will see what comes along' and the other one was..... uh, nothing. O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

32. Í figured out what entendre means

I just saw nothing like that in my post :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Yeah, I didn't see a double entendre in your post either. nt

[Random_Australian]

43. ASDGK:Na;KSFn !!! I was the one who made the double entendre!

It was self referential joke!

and we'll see what pops up

I was bieng naughty!

:D

[Random_Australian]

47. Starting again... Haruka? Naughty? Is it because of Dick?

Cheney?

And yes, I happen to know that Haruka does not like the object in question. That was the best I could come up with in such short notice.

[MissHoneychurch]

50. Ohhh

OK ... NOW I understand :blush:


:evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

53. Naughty time! I hear Haruka had a steamy-hot summer.

:evilgrin:

Damn American weather. O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

54. I believe

haruka can make a freaking cold winter day steaming hot. I bet the snow melts where she walks. :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

56. Sounds like someone is speaking from....

'experience'. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. Well, she's not in America yet. Give her a few days...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. I've been known to run across the snow barefoot.

[sakabatou]

3. Isn't she naughty enough already?

[MissHoneychurch]

9. She can never be naughty enough

didn't you know?

[sakabatou]

12. She's almost on par with New Wave Chick

No, wait, I take that back. No one can compare to NWC's naughtiness.

[MissHoneychurch]

15. NWC asked her to take her place while she is gone

and I thought we help her a bit :rofl:

Even though I am sure haruka knows VERY WELL how to be naughty :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. NWC and I need to one day get together at a DU meetup.

It would be a wonderfully awesome & naughty DU meetup.

[sakabatou]

29. O_O

:scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Actually, I can think of a bunch more DUers that need to be combined into

one giant DU meetup of debauchery.

[MissHoneychurch]

34. Now THAT would get us arrested

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. Not if we could find the right location...

I've been to plenty of debaucherous events on the roofs of highrises in NYC and "private clubs."

[MissHoneychurch]

39. We can have a tryout in September

:evilgrin: I mean Joani and Starbucks Anarchist are surely not against it :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. I'm sure we can get LionessPriyanka and ThomCat to join us as well.

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

48. YAY

that will be quite a DU meet-up then. LynzM might come down as well.

[ThomCat]

78. I'd definitely be there!

Though you and Priyanka will draw a much bigger crowd than I will. :P

I'll be over here flirting with some of the guys and a few of the straight women. :7

[In_The_Wind]

70. Are we changing

reservations :evilgrin: for Saturday Night?

[xmas74]

76. May I join?

Khash can tell you that my bouts of naughtiness on the boards are well-known.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. Sure. It's open-admission to the Naughtiness Club.

Come One. Come All.

[NewWaveChick1981]

75. Haruka needs no assistance being naughty, but...

...please join in the naughtiness if you like! :rofl: :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

74. Now you KNOW we could not contain all the naughtiness that

might result from such a Naughty Girls meetup. :evilgrin: There might even be a Naughty Girls Gone Wild video or something.... :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

81. Now I'm sure that video would fetch us a pretty penny...

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Why, thank you, sakabatou!

:hi: :evilgrin: You never know what might turn up in one of my posts... :rofl:

:* :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. My true naughtiness would get me TSed.

[NMMNG]

4. As if she needs any help.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. It's not like I'd step on a Bible or anything...

Oops...I stepped on a Bible.

[NMMNG]

22. You stepped on a Bible?

You must be punished!

This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Whatever you say, master...

Oh! Oh! Ooohhh!

[NMMNG]

27. Master.....I like the sound of that.

You're in trouble now.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Punish me.

[NMMNG]

31. You asked for it

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Thank you, m'am. May I have another?

[NMMNG]

38. You're quite insatiable

Marilyn Chambers was that way I hear.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Oh she's still that way.

She hasn't retired from making porn yet, thanks to the popularity of MILFS.

[NMMNG]

52. Still?

How old is she now?


BTW, hungry?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. I'm starving!

Marilyn Chambers is 54 and she's in "Nantucket Housewives" and "Chomping at the Tit," which were made just this year.

[NMMNG]

59. Some of the names of those movies slay me

Check your PM BTW.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

60. I checked it. nt

[MissHoneychurch]

13. As if you would mind helping

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

23. You got me there

[MissHoneychurch]

36. I just know you

that is all :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I'll contribute this...

[gmoney]

16. :)

Sexay... additional contributions?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Well, this is probably blasphemy...

[MissHoneychurch]

25. Look look

what brought you here? :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

21. Really nice

butt back and tattoo :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. It's the cropped version. The full version is better.

[MissHoneychurch]

44. I bet

in RL it is even nicer than the full version as pic :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Yes, it is.

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

49. We can compare our butts

uhhmmm ... tattoos then :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Yeah...compare our tattoos...

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

61. Ahem,

[MissHoneychurch]

62. We haven't compared them yet

patience my friend ... sheeesh



:rofl:

[bridgit]

41. no assembly required...

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Batteries not included.

:thumbsup:

[ScreamingMeemie]

63. This is a trick post, right?

I think haruka does mighty fine on her own. :rofl: :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

64. Why do you think so??

I am all innocent and stuff .... I never would do such a thing

:rofl:



About Saturday ... how are we going to meet?

[ScreamingMeemie]

65. Not you! Not you at all!

:rofl:

What time are you supposed to land?


If I don't respond to your reply right away it's because I'm on my way to the bus stop. School starts today. :woohoo: In reality, I'm kind of sad. I'll miss my kidlettes. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

66. Plane lands 2pm in Detroit

I'll pm you the flight number. I already did but I will do it again just in case

Maybe you could pm me your cell phone number in case we miss each other.

[ScreamingMeemie]

71. I will do that. And yes, PM me your flight number again, and this

time I'll write it down. My inbox is a mess because I never delete a message. :blush: I am so hoping this works out just perfect so we can meet each other! :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. Me? Naughty?

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

68. Who started those rumors??

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. Some very smart people.

[ScreamingMeemie]

72. In a good way...I meant.

:rofl:

We'd be lost without you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

90. Well, maybe not lost...

but definitely less naughty.

Hmmm...should I make a sex thread?

[ThomCat]

77. I doubt there is anything I could do to encourage her to be

naughty. And vice versa. :P

But after she's done being naughty I'll buy the first round. :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

82. Sounds like a plan!

:toast:

[Critters2]

80. My experience has been

that Haruka don't need no help :)

edited for a typo

[MissHoneychurch]

83. maybe no help

but it is more not being alone :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

84. i keep offering her help to be naughts but she NEVER comes to NYC

[MissHoneychurch]

85. HA!!!

She comes to NYC in September to meet ME!!! LOL

But she told me she wants you to be there also. :hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

86. well keep flautnting how she wants to come see you but not me!

see if i care!!! :P

i will be happy to see both of you....and if anyone needs help being naughty i can always volunteer

[MissHoneychurch]

87. Joani and I don't know exactly

when we will be in NYC but it will be in the week between the 18th and 23rd as I leave on the 23rd. I will let haruka and Starbucks Anarchist know when we will be in NYC as soon as we know for sure.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

88. But...but...I've been spending most of my weekends in CT.

:blush:

Anyway, Labor Day weekend is my last weekend up there this season. I promise to come visit you in NYC soon.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. and i promise to give you any help you may need

:p

:evilgrin:


seriously though..it would be nice to see you again