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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:15 AM
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Poll question: Why do cats like us?
Somebody asked the reverse question last week or so, but I think this is the more interesting one. I think it comes down to one of the first two choices, but am not sure which.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:19 AM
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1. We have the living can openers
way easier to harass us than to hunt for the food in wind and weather :rofl:
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evirus Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:29 AM
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5. i have to agree
as long as your not ugly we will feed you and give you shelter, some animal we are
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 09:14 PM
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9. On the other hand, they can pounce on us while we're sleeping
and we're mostly equable about it, which you probably wouldn't expect out of grizzly bears, say.
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Lowell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:21 AM
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2. Cats don't like us
they just tolerate us.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:26 AM
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3. they tolerate us
like are like beneficent monarchs.

we serve at their pleasure.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:28 AM
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4. I voted just as my cat waltzed i.e. waddled by me, stopped, looked
up, yelled for breakfast and moved on to the sunny patch on the floor. I voted for world takeover.

Oh No!!! Here he comes again!!! :hide:
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:54 AM
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6. Just waiting for us to die so they can eat us
At least... I know my cat is :scared:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:56 AM
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7. They don't like us. They're using us.
All cat owners are suckers. ;)
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 09:50 AM
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8. they like us...
because we provide for their needs...

They like having slaves.

Food, shelter, water - provided. Attention - provided. Petting - provided.

And all they need to do is be cute and furry.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 09:16 PM
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10. We have thumbs and we're tall
useful traits for servants. :)
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