datasuspect
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:23 AM
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proactive self-starters . . . CHECK IN!!!!!! |
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Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 08:23 AM by datasuspect
anyone up for changing some paradigms and leveraging skill sets to ensure beneficial outcomes for internal and external constituencies?
who wants to be an engine of focus for the vagaries of emerging markets in the new global marketplace?
non-team players need not apply.
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:42 AM
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ANYONE UP FOR CHANGNG SOM3 PARADIGMS AND LAV3RAGNG SKIL SETS 2 ANSURE BNAFICIAL OUTCOM3S FOR INTERNAL AND AXTERNAL CONSTITUENCEIS
WHO?!??!! LOL WANTS 2 B AN ENGIEN OF FOCUS FOR TEH VAGAREIS OF 3MERGNG MARKETS IN TEH NU GLOBAL MARK3TPLAEC
NON-TAM???!!? OMG WTF LOL PLAEYRS NED NOT APLEY!!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL
:rofl:
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datasuspect
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:44 AM
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2. i thought freepers eschew profanity? |
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that was pretty funny anyhow!!!!
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ScreamingMeemie
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:44 AM
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3. I'm still having trouble thinking outside the box... |
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I guess that leaves me out. :hi:
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datasuspect
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:47 AM
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and get some skin in the game. this will aggregate your net deliverables over the long game, then all we do is spike the ball!
go state!!!!
-chet "the kegmeister" paddington, state u. alumnus, now a mid-level manager at a major corporation.
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Wed Aug-30-06 08:57 AM
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Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings?
What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
Synergy Strategic fit Core competencies Turbulent environment Out of the box Pushback Bottom line Revisit Take that off-line 24/7 Out of the loop Benchmark Value-added Proactive Bandwidth Win-win Think outside the box Fast track Results-driven Paradigm Empower (or empowerment) Knowledge base At the end of the day Touch base Mindset Client focus(ed) or Customer focus(ed) Ballpark Game plan Scenario Leverage Cascade Sequential or sequentially
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:07 AM
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I have an ever evolving list of words that I call 'Bullshit Indicators'
Whenever some stuffed shirt spits one out, I know he/she is full of shit.
'paradigm' is and likely will remain at the top of the list.
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:29 AM
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:09 AM
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7. I've been trying to grow the vertical |
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But my silo is too restrictive and prohibits pushing the envelope.
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datasuspect
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:38 AM
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9. you need to reaffirm your core principles |
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this will help to clarify the mission of the enterprise, thereby horizontalizing deliverable streams in the direction of net efficiency.
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:39 AM
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10. Touch base with me later to see if we're on the same page |
datasuspect
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Wed Aug-30-06 09:40 AM
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11. i'll have my assistant block out the time in my outlook |
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and we can revisit the new scenarios
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Wed Aug-30-06 10:27 AM
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13. Sorry, my schedule calls for two weeks of self-actualization |
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Wed Aug-30-06 10:26 AM
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12. But only if we can lateralize client movement. Because we need laterality |
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Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 10:27 AM by Bunny
I heard that several times yesterday, nearly went medieval. :puke:
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Wed Aug-30-06 11:06 AM
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I can't talk like that, even if I wanted to... but I hear plenty of it!
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