I may not know how to tie a tie, but I do, by god, know how to

[MoseyWalker]

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[ZombieNixon]

1. But...I *do* know how to tie a tie...

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

4. Double Windsor, I hope?

:thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Well, duh...

:eyes: :P

Actually, I can't do any other knot. :D

[Xipe Totec]

16. Duh indeed,

There is no other knot needed!

:thumbsup:

Sorry, (hick!) one shot short of a TWI (typing while intoxicated).

[MoseyWalker]

5. yeah, but

does it look the way it's supposed to? Hmm. I wonder.

Nothin' but admiration here!

[Redstone]

6. Me, too. But nothing fancy. Just your basic Catholic-school knot.

Taught both of my sons how to do it, too.

Redstone

[ornotna]

2. Tie one on

[LadyoftheRabbits]

3. Um...

I know how to... clean a meat slicer! :7

[Redstone]

8. I'm going to work VERY hard to get the images out of my brain

that your post just provoked.

Redstone

[LadyoftheRabbits]

9. ...

:rofl: I'm not sure at all what that's about, but... I'm still laughing!

[Redstone]

12. You don't need to know. As long as you laugh.

Laughter is life. Remember that.

Redstone

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. Agreed

And I do it all the time :7 I hope that means I'll live a while :D

[Redstone]

14. It does mean that. If you've never heard of Norman Cousins, you should

look his books up.

Redstone

[Katina]

7. install a wood floor

and wall paper and paint..and install bathroom tile & grout. I know how to plant shrubs and powerwash my house as well...and I can fry up the bacon in a pan, do the laundry and still bring home a paycheck....cause I'm a W-O-M-A-N! ;)

[Random_Australian]

11. ke-shada.

[petronius]

15. I thought ties were tied by the same machine that attaches the clip

Am I wrong? :shrug: