"I can touch it, rub it, sleep on it..."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Or so says the commercial for the hair growth enhancer "ProCede."

It works on the hair shaft to increase hair diameter. And it comes with the massaging Pro-Vibe brush to stimulate the scalp.

[NMMNG]

1. For some reason,

that line makes me think of things very far removed from the scalp and the hair upon it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I know!

That's why I had to post about the commercial. I see it all the time, but this was the first time I really listened to it.