Deep13
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Thu Aug-31-06 08:34 AM
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Poll question: What can Fox "News" do to boost falling ratings? |
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Fox "News" recently reported a sharp decline in viewers since a year ago. What can they do to reverse this trend.
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Thu Aug-31-06 08:36 AM
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1. Release venomous snakes into their studios. |
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Wait, are snakes cannibals? This might not work as planned... :D
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Thu Aug-31-06 08:38 AM
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2. But, their studio is not on an airplane. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 08:42 AM
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4. True, but we could always just lock the doors. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 08:41 AM
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3. Vote their talking heads of off the channel. Survivor-style. |
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Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 08:42 AM by philosophie_en_rose
Losers are sent to the empty and hostile environment of "Personal Responsibility" island, where they will no doubt turn abject poverty into coconut mansions. Because they can live without taxes and government assistance.
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Thu Aug-31-06 09:14 AM
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5. I would actually watch Redd Foxx News...if only to see |
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Hannity give O'Reily one across the lip, ya big dummy.
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Thu Aug-31-06 09:27 AM
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6. I could take Brit Hume's face... |
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...stick it in dough and make some gorilla cookies.
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Deep13
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Thu Aug-31-06 10:18 AM
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7. Guess the gender with host Ann Coulter. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 10:42 AM
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8. Give Ann Coulter her own show! ;) -NT |
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Thu Aug-31-06 10:47 AM
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9. Where's the "abduct blonde co-eds themselves" option? |
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:17 AM
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10. Have them admit they killed JonBenet |
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:30 AM
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11. Sacrifice one Fox anchor live on the air every Monday. |
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They could change the method each time -- push them into a volcano, smear them with butter and release a swarm of angry, starving weasels, have Dick Cheney go hunting with them, whatever ...
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Thu Aug-31-06 12:53 PM
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12. Explain why Bush's painful stupidity is Clinton's fault. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 01:54 PM
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He could start with Hannity, followed by O'Reilly.
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Thu Aug-31-06 02:26 PM
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14. Hot news anchor babes in lingerie. |
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Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 02:26 PM by Radical Activist
We know they have attractive women read the news to increase ratings. Why not just be honest about it and go all out? They could have buff men in undies as well to attract the women and repressed homosexual conservative men. Its not like they have any integrity to sacrifice.
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Fri Sep-01-06 08:27 AM
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22. compliment with progressive nudity |
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so long as its not ann coulter, have them take off articles of clothing through out the show, give the people to look foward to
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Fri Sep-01-06 10:39 AM
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he'll put more clothes on for ratings.
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:32 PM
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15. TAKE BACK RITA COSBY!! NT |
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:39 PM
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16. Have Jack Bauer torture the news & weather out of them each night. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:42 PM
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17. Other: Each week, they sacrifice one of their journalists to the dark lord |
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That'd be just about the only way to get me to watch that piece of shit network.
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:44 PM
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18. They could offer a cash prize for the first person to catch them |
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telling a lie. (Wait, maybe it would be cheaper if they gave the prize to the first person whe detected a truth...)
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:55 PM
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Marge....Simpson's.....CLEAVAGE!
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Fri Sep-01-06 08:01 AM
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20. Coming up next on Fox... |
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...it's "Ye-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-ah!" with Howard Dean.
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Fri Sep-01-06 08:06 AM
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Bring Back Drawing and Quartering
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Sat Sep-02-06 01:00 AM
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24. Live execution of an Abu Ghraib detainee each day |
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