If you had DU's 25,000,000th post - what would you say!

[LynneSin]

We're at 24,905,000 right now - who knows, one of us could be the 25,000,000th poster

[myrna minx]

1. Kick. n/t

:kick:

[progmom]

2. I'd probably say something about how much DU has meant to me

...for the past nearly 2 years.

[MrCoffee]

3. Here's hoping it's got "fuck" in it somewhere.

[Radical Activist]

33. Or its a sex thread

[_testify_]

4. I'd haul out a laundry lists of complaints about my fellow DUers.

And give y'all both barrels.

[datasuspect]

5. i hope it is a kitten post

or something cutesy.

[ZombieNixon]

6. I'd like to take this opportunity to...

oh, look, a kitty...:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Screw you all. I'm going home.

Just kidding.





















That would be my exact post.

[GalleryGod]

8. I've set the cyber-fuse for 5:00 minutes...Post fast !

It would look like the finale of "Apocolypse Now".

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Good morning, my dear LynneSin!

Well.........of course it would have to be in a locked thread!

Honestly, I don't know what I'd want to say.......

And we will probably not know either.....Too bad....



:hi:

[MrCoffee]

11. If there is any sort of justice or goodness or decency in this world...

it starts with "Good morning, my dear..."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear MrCoffee.........

Oh my god.......Thank you......

We haven't spoken before, and I must say this is a lovely way to start our friendship..........

Your kindness touches me deeply......:hug:

[MrCoffee]

15. I just like seeing your posts...they make me smile.

which is a really nice thing sometimes. so thank you very very much for that.

[reyd reid reed]

10. Dunno...that'd be a tough one

On the one hand, there's the sappy, maudlin and heartfelt post...but on the other hand there's :evilgrin:

For a Lounge post?

I'd have to go with :evilgrin:

NO!!!!

The ideal...absolutely PERFECT...25,000,000 post would be a picture thread!!!!

Of course...it could still have an :evilgrin: in it.

Just not quite enough to get it locked.

[LostinVA]

13. About how I lust after Storm on Rockstar: Supernova

I luuuuuurve her...

[LynneSin]

19. I'd rather be about how I lust after Robert Plant

better topic :D

[LostinVA]

20. No, mine is -- women are better kissers

[LynneSin]

21. Well I wouldn't know

God I'm so fricking straight

:cry:

[LostinVA]

22. You are -- it's appalling

Didn't you know you were supposed to "experiment" in college???

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[Katina]

30. experiment in college?

back in the 70's that meant drugs & learning how to give a blow job! :hippie: :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

31. My college wasn't very experimental

But was rampently filled with fundies and college republicans. I think if someone wasn't straight they kept it in the college since I was still out in the "T-Zone" of PA

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

And once again, this comes up...

Yep, women are definitely better than men.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Dupe-Delete...I'm a spaz, but I have a cold, so take pity on me.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. "Matcom is a HUGH loosser!! SERIES!!!111!!"!!!

[Richardo]

16. "My toe hurts"

[hfojvt]

17. "this post needs more cowbell"

I'm sirius.

[meegbear]

18. I'm going to DisneyWorld!

[auburngrad82]

23. Holy Shit! I just hit 25,000,000 posts! nt

[Katina]

24. What the fuck do I win?

:D

[leftofthedial]

25. Oasis rools!

[spindrifter]

26. Thanks to Skinner, Elad, EarlG and all the Mods!

[jmowreader]

27. The 25 millionth post will probably be the Brazilian joke

Such as...

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded with "a bunch of un-American traitors who hate you made 25 million posts about how much they hate you, and three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

The president responds by burying his head in his hands. His staff had never seen such emotion.

He lifts his head and, through tears, says...

"You mean there are people in America who hate me?"

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. +1

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

29. Goodbye

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

32. Something totally inappropriate.

[Radical Activist]

34. DU Just hit 25,000,000 posts...ask me anything!

[Radical Activist]

35. Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing...

I'm not even going to finish it.

[LynneSin]

36. Thank you - I'd have to put you on ignore if you did

:cry:

[Fox Mulder]

37. I hope to say something really stupid.

[MrCoffee]

39. wake me up for the 3 brazillionth post

[Anarcho-Socialist]

40. Dupe self delete

:)

[blondeatlast]

41. THANK WHATEVER/WHOEVER FOR THIS PLACE.

My stress level thanks you, my sanity thanks you, my intellect thanks you, my sense of humor and fun thanks you!