Glenn Ford shows you how to treat a lady

[Bucky]

First, ya warms 'er up...
SMACK-EROO!

Then, ya closes the deal...
Badda-Boom!

Seriously, read the text there. 78 year old Glenn Ford is "seeking comfort from" 23 year old Erin Gray after... um... the murder of his mistress. Obviously so distraught over the loss of the love of his life that he has to go out on a booty call just to console himself.

Do guys really still try that line?

Most disturbing aspect of this May-December-after-next romance is the fact that he didn't even bother to take his golf shirt off for their liaison.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Pff.

Nobody knows how to take care of a woman better than Paul Newman.



Paul Newman and trainer prepare for round 2 with Charlotte Rambling.

[asthmaticeog]

2. Um, do you really WANT to see a septugenarian Glenn Ford shirtless?

Neither did anybody who tuned in to "Evening in Byzantium," I'd wager.

[Bucky]

3. Maybe I'm old fashioned. But I think a gentleman should disrobe for sex.

Not so old fashioned that I don't believe in casual sex with strangers on family-hour television, mind you. But old fashioned nonetheless.

[Monk06]

4. On the other hand check out Genevieve Bujold in Trouble in Mind ...

She rung Kris Kristofferson's bell for real.
She was supposed to fake slap him but she
went full actors studio and almost knocked
him stupid.

You can see in the scene that Kristofferson
didn't see it coming and was mighty impressed.

[Floogeldy]

5. This post wasn't funny the first time.

Yes, I do remember.

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