Now, I'm going to speak in tongues.

[Floogeldy]

Eena kotcha toka lama deena. Inka tola, inko talo. Shi bamba fie. Eena kotcha taka loma pintache!

Please, only respond in tongues.

Thanks,

Floog

[idgiehkt]

1. I have no idea what this means, I just like the way it sounds....

bruta, ciega, sordomuda,
torpe, traste, testaruda,
en todo lo que he sido
por ti me he convertido
en una cosa que no hace
otra cosa más que amarte
pienso en ti día y noche
y no sé como olvidarte


from Shakira -- Ciega Sordomudo

[crim son]

2. I find the english language confusing enough.

Speaking in tongues is just beyond me. I guess that means I can't go to your church...

[mad-mommy]

3. koochie koochie koo

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. ...

[Solon]

5. OK, I'll even use the written form...

ON EDIT: Bonus points for anyone who can translate this! Yes its a real message. :D

[WCGreen]

6. What a sneaky way to pick up chicks....

[Ptah]

7. E.D.

Governments most commonly use the power of eminent domain
when the acquisition of real property is necessary for the
completion of a public project such as a road, and the
owner of the required property is unwilling to negotiate
a price for its sale. In many jurisdictions the power of
eminent domain is tempered with a right that just
compensation be made for the appropriation.

[Broken_Hero]

8. oh man

my friend jason's ex wife, spoke in tongues, and I never heard of it before...until I heard her freaking out in the bathroom...I was like, wtf is that rubbish, your wife is having a seizure! Jason was like, she is speaking in tongues...I was like...? I thought speaking in tongues meant, you could have a crowd full of people who spoke 100 different languages understand what what the speaker is saying, although no one can speak that particular language. How the hell is flipping out, be considered speaking in tongues. Jason filled me in on "why", and I was left dumbfounded...

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. My son, a former (and never to be again) Fundie speaking in tounges

goes like this...

youhaveabowtiehehasabowtieweallhavebowties youhaveabowtiehehasabowtieweallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtie
hehasabowtieweallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtiehehasabowtie
weallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtiehehasabowtieweallhavebowties
youhaveabowtiehehasabowtieweallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtie
hehasabowtieweallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtiehehasabowtie
weallhavebowtiesyouhaveabowtiehehasabowtieweallhavebowties