A U.S. Marine's story

[Miss Marmelstein]

: U.S. Marine


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife
scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so
does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us"
:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. hmmm...

Too bad it didn't hit them harder. :evilgrin:

[Broken_Hero]

2. ..............

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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