"The Rapture is not an exit strategy." Discuss.

[chaska]

I heard this on the Stephanie Miller show yesterday. Elaine Boozler was subbing. A caller phoned this beauty in.

[Debi]

1. Why not?

Those of us who are SAVED won't have to worry about Iraq. We'll be in a better place :puke:

Edited to add beautiful Raputre painting:

[chaska]

4. That's all well and good....

naked babes and all. But if our eyes fall out, how on earth (as it is in heaven) are we to appreciate the nekidness?

Wait a minute, is that Ann Coulter??? Her dong fell off?!?!?!

Hmm, I think if you can't get into heaven without your eyes or your dong.... I'm going to have to think about this.

I'll get back to you.

[Debi]

5. YOU MADE ME SNORT!

:rofl:

'Is that Ann Coulter??? Her dong fell off?!'

:rofl:

[chaska]

6. We aims t' please...

That's a lovely painting. Has a bit of a Munch quality about it. (snicker ... impending guffaw)

[Debi]

16. Oh My God

You did not just turn a Rapture thread into a sex thread :blush:

[mainegreen]

7. I did not know cloths could be raptured off.

I may have to re-think this rapture thing.

[chaska]

9. Oh yeah! That's why the whole thing caught on....

Fundies are major freaks with stuff like that. Repression does that to a person.

[ashling]

11. Sounds like a country song

Tha Rapture makes her clothes fall off ...
:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. Best. Bumpersticker. Ever.

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

8. agreed

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Technically, it is an exit strategy.

It's just not the right exit strategy.

[ComerPerro]

18. that's probably what the caller meant.

and the scary thing is, you're absolutely right.

Technically, it is an exit strategy.

And it seems to be our exit strategy.


Our (supposedly) elected officals have completely checked out, and their only hope is that the Rapture will happen soon.


Its terrifying.

[GOPBasher]

12. LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That quote just made my day. Thanks for posting it!

[qwertyMike]

13. It's probably been posted before.....

But can I have your Hummer after the Rapture? - Gas $.20/gallon

Have fun in Heaven

[Debi]

17. I had to read that twice

Hummer....$.20......:blush:

[NMMNG]

14. The Rapture isn't even in the Bible

It was all made up by John Nelson Darby in 1832, five years after falling from a horse and becoming seriously injured. Coincidence? Maybe--maybe not.

[RebelOne]

15. The kooks at RaptureReady.com think it is. n/t

[chaska]

19. So the Rapture is Bush's idea of an exit strategy?