If you had a pet goat, what would you name it?

[undeterred]

:bounce: :bounce:

[KamaAina]

1. Dumbya

:dunce:

[Cannikin]

2. I had a Pygmy goat named Toonces the driving goat.

No shit.

[Deja Q]

3. Twin Peaks?

[UndertheOcean]

4. Stevie Nicks

...

[grannylib]

5. Aw damn, you beat me to it!

[Left Is Write]

6. My Pet Goat.

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Bristly

Because they feel all bristly to the touch.

I like goats. Very much. They have weird eyes.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Smirky McFucknuts.

or George. :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

10. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup: :yourock:

[tyedyeto]

9. Susie

I have no idea why, tho.

:shrug:

[Floogeldy]

11. undeterred

Ha ha!

[Broken_Hero]

12. Barney.....tn

[peekaloo]

13. Goatee

or maybe Van Dyke.

[RebelOne]

14. My friend had a pet goat. Her name was Jesse.

The goat, that is.

[Eurobabe]

15. Seven minutes

eom

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. Lunch.....

or dinner. Depending on time of day.

[BlueIris]

17. Sugar.

Wouldn't that be a cool name for a goat?

...Oh. Was this another Lounge joke thread requiring a clever response that I didn't provide? Sorry.

[nuxvomica]

18. Mr. Inscrutable

Cuz you wouldn't be able to read my pet goat. :rofl:

[Akoto]

19. Sir Goatington.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Saud -nt

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. SpazAttack

And then I would use its name to create a DU member account, and post anonymous ramblings that will end in complete inaction, silence or bewilderment.

Please help me choose its avater ;)

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[raccoon]

22. George. nt

[Mrs. Venation]

23. Bubba

One of my closest friends has pet goats. Bubba was her first, and I named him. He's a great goat!

[Bucky]

24. Mihop if it's house broken, Lihop if it's not.

And if it just stares blankly out into space, I'm naming it "Four More Years"

[wildhorses]

25. depends. is it male or female?

billy the kid, if its a boy

nanny goat, if its a girl

:shrug:

[Critters2]

26. Dubya nt

[musiclawyer]

27. Jesus, like my cat--spanish pronunciation

[undeterred]

28. does your cat respond to his name?

[musiclawyer]

38. absolutely

he's more like a dog. follows me around the yard when I call him and down the street to the mailbox and back

[LaraMN]

29. Baaart.

or
Bahhhb.

[madinmaryland]

30. My Pet Goat --> George Bush

[undeterred]

31. I think that would be "My pet chimpanzee"

:)

[madinmaryland]

34. I would name the George Bush, also!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Otis the Goat

Now, the next dog I get is going to be named God and the next cat will be named Strange.

[rbnyc]

33. Curry (nt)

[Roon]

35. Supper

rotated on a spit.

[av8rdave]

36. Scape n/t

[undeterred]

37. Brilliant!

[MamaBear]

39. Chucklenuts.

Or maybe RaisinBrain. :shrug:

Paranoia is the new sanity.
Tinfoil hats are the new seatbelts.
Steal a lot of ketchup.

[Writer]

40. Chewy...

or Chuy. :)

[Bridget Burke]

41. The younger ones aren't as Chewy....

Yum, Cabrito!

[BrotherBuzz]

42. I had a three legged goat in the late sixties named Moses

He led me everywhere, but he especially fond of riding in the VW bus. Great weed controller, Moses was. I had to adopt him out when I got drafted because the 'Mean Green Fighting Machine' wouldn't let Moses go with me.

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. Goat Boy. Or Goat Girl, depending on which sex it was.

:rofl: Yeah, real original, I know... :P