man rolls in olive oil and oats, allows horses to lick him clean.

[Lady Effingbroke]

Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.

Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.

Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.

He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.


http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html

[Phillycat]

1. Wow.

Just. Wow.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. roll me in...

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?screen=PROD&product_code=s0676&category_code=funsex

[ChickMagic]

3. Are you matcom?

Hey, I'd do it if the money was right. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

4. He's obviously never been bitten by a horse

:o

Ouch.

No way I'd let my tender vittles near those beasts, whether breaded in oats or cornflakes.


"And what is your age, sir?"

"Sixty-nine, dudes!"

[raccoon]

5. Great handle you've got there. I was wondering where you were. nt

[lutefisk]

6. Horses like carrots. He's lucky.

[billyskank]

7. I wonder

what could I roll in and would wildhorses like to lick me clean? :evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

10. chocolate...baby!!

:evilgrin::spank::hug::*

















:rofl:

[billyskank]

11. *makes note to buy chocolate on way home*

:loveya:

[noonwitch]

8. At least he didn't hurt anyone or any animal

It certainly was risky for him, but, hey, the horses probably thought it was fun.

[LSK]

9. how did Matcom miss this story?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

13. Maybe he was in Santa Barbara County police custody when the story broke

:rofl: or should I write :rofciooao:

[Bucky]

12. heh-heh. You said "69"