The deep, philosophical questions of life,

[Liberalynn]

to ponder on as you lie in bed awaiting sleep this eve!

Is it better to dust first or vacuum first, or should I leave it to someone else lie down and read a book?

If all these dog foods taste so great, why do dogs often ignore it, and try to eat their doody later instead? How bad does that dog food have to be?

If Paris Hilton married George Bush, Jr. and had a child would that child suck the whole word into a vacuous black hole?

If I stopped thinking would I stop existing or simply just be welcomed into the Bush family?

These are just a few, if you would like to add your own feel free.

[mad-mommy]

1. I don't dust too much, but running a vacuum makes me feel good.

[Liberalynn]

2. I don't mind running the vaccum either

except when the dog tries to attack it.

[mad-mommy]

3. the baby goes after mine

[Broken_Hero]

4. okay...:)

Is it better to dust first or vacuum first, or should I leave it to someone else lie down and read a book? Dust first, and then vacuum, and than read.

If all these dog foods taste so great, why do dogs often ignore it, and try to eat their doody later instead? How bad does that dog food have to be? My thought, the dog food is really bad...:silly:

If Paris Hilton married George Bush, Jr. and had a child would that child suck the whole word into a vacuous black hole? Yes...

If I stopped thinking would I stop existing or simply just be welcomed into the Bush family? If you stopped thinking, you would not exist becasue the Bush family would have assimiliated you into their hive collective.

[Ptah]

5. Am I alone here?

[sarge43]

6. This one

Why are there Braile symbols on the keys of drive-up only ATMs?

[NMMNG]

7. And going from there

I notice that on many signs they have the sign information printed in braille underneath the printed letters. How do the blind people find the sign so they know where to feel for the braille? Do they just start groping along walls until they find something, or is there some other method?

[sarge43]

9. Husband's input

Blind guy working his way down the hallway: Grope sign, grope sign, grope shriek boobs (grin), grope ....

[NMMNG]

11. LOL

The method isn't perfect but it has its perks. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear Buffy!

Perks? As in perky tits?


:rofl:

[NMMNG]

14. As in the accidental groping of

perky tits. :P

[buddhamama]

8. where do the socks go after escaping the dryer?

and should i be concerned; are they planning a sock uprising (no more stinky feet or shoes!) ?

i ponder this often.

[sarge43]

10. They must hate America n/t

[everythingsxen]

13. Snappy answers...

Is it better to dust first or vacuum first, or should I leave it to someone else lie down and read a book?

Vacuum first. The vacuuming is going to put dust particles up in the air, so you should vac then dust.

If all these dog foods taste so great, why do dogs often ignore it, and try to eat their doody later instead? How bad does that dog food have to be?

Dogs are sweet and lovable animals. About as bright as a wet box of rocks too.

If Paris Hilton married George Bush, Jr. and had a child would that child suck the whole word into a vacuous black hole?

Yes.

If I stopped thinking would I stop existing or simply just be welcomed into the Bush family?

Neither, you would just be an average American.