Tom Yossarian Joad
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:52 AM
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Timmy and Cats? Why does DU hate them? |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:54 AM
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1. maybe because Lassie chases them? |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:59 AM
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2. I think that was Timmy and cats? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-08-06 01:00 AM by Tom Yossarian Joad
LOL! :toast: On edit... I read tommy, not TimmmmmY!
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:07 AM
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3. There's always something to protest around here, isn't there? |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:30 AM
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Edited on Fri Sep-08-06 01:38 AM by Wonk
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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It wouldn't take an infinite number of monkeys to replace you.
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:38 AM
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8. Or if I called you a wussie would that be better? |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:41 AM
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10. You seem to be in a fighting mood tonight, long before I jumped into this. |
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Is this helping? Are we there yet?
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:34 AM
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Ya'll just pretend I'm not here....
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:40 AM
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9. LOL!!! Thanks! Funny and well placed! |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:57 AM
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11. Well, it's simple. Cats are evil. I experience that evil often. |
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I have a friend who runs what she calls a "cat rescue mission." She is really a cat collector. Once a week, on one of my few days off, I go to her house with a semi-paid cleaning girl to try to clean up the mounds of cat feces off the hard floors, and dump out the litter boxes into a 40 gallon trash can. If we didn't, she'd undoubtedly die from infection and smell.
And since her roommate is recovering from breast cancer, and is allergic to most cleaning compounds, we can't even do real cleaning of the hard floors; nothing stronger than vinegar is allowed. Don't even ask about the carpets; they're pretty much beyond saving.
And the cats wander everywhere through her house, through every room, and into a fenced-in enclosure outdoors. Everything in the house, including the lady in question, smells of cat urine.
Cats are evil. This is an inarguable fact. George Bush should be made to spend the rest of his life with them. And with nothing stronger than vinegar to clean up after them.
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