How do you hit on a girl at a clothing store?

[Fountain79]

Just curious///

[Neoma]

1. You throw your fist and aim for her face?

:yoiks:

[Fountain79]

2. How about flirting??? n/t

[Neoma]

3. I wouldn't know.

[Broken_Hero]

6. oh damn.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


damn, I think I laughed so hard, I woke my wife up!!! Shame on you!

[elperromagico]

4. For starters, don't talk about clothing. nt

[zonkers]

5. Drop a grand on clothes & tell her you're going on tour and looking for

some new back up singers.

[Deja Q]

22. And depending on how he backs up, she'll be singing all right...

Very high notes.

[Ariana Celeste]

7. I wish I could help.

But I am no good with women. :cry:

I can pick up men with ease, though! :7

[Guava Jelly]

8. Those are nice pants you are wearing

I wonder if they would fit me? can i see if i can get into them?

[Omphaloskepsis]

9. "damn girl, you packed alot of ass into those pants." My Line..

Maybe that is why my last sexual encounter was during the Clinton administration.

[Guava Jelly]

10. Guess niether one of us have much game

:rofl:

[JVS]

25. "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure love to tap that ass!"

:evilgrin:

[last_texas_dem]

20. And there's also...

"Those pants are very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

Whether any guy has ever actually used that line without getting slapped across the face, I'm not sure! That's just one I heard a few years ago, and it made me laugh.

[Broken_Hero]

11. I have no idea

I tried flirting, it didn't work well....I just gave up, and told myself, if any woman wants me, she is going to have to come and get me, because this dating game baloney is killing me....

And two years later one got me, and I married her....:) I didn't flirt at all, I was pretty straightforward, and honest...no BS games for me...

[JI7]

12. just smile and say hi

[billyskank]

13. Same way you do anywhere else?

:shrug:

[Robeson]

15. By Jove, I think you've got it....

...;-)

[lildreamer316]

14. Ask for her opinon or/and help.

Picking out something to wear. Or possibly, picking out something for your mom/sister/daughter.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Try dressing up like a Pimp

Strut over to her and say verbatim "where my money at ho!" then back hand her!
:)

[Frank Cannon]

17. Here's everything you need to know from the great Eric Weber

From his 70s self-help audiotape "Picking Up Girls Made Easy".

The "Women's Clothing Store Pick-Up" is the third on the list.

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2004/9/23/148379.html

[Guava Jelly]

18. Damn !!

I am taking notes.!!

[Frank Cannon]

19. It's pretty hilarious

I can't believe that stuff actually worked. But, hey, it was the '70s.

[JVS]

28. I found the entire album on mp3

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/07/picking_up_girl.html

[Broken_Hero]

21. Nice image....:) nt

[JVS]

24. Wow. This shit is awesome

[JVS]

23. Can we go into the dressing booth, I'd like to see how you fit

[driver8]

33. Ha Ha!! My favorite pick up line so far. Good one. n/t

[LostinVA]

26. Ask her to measure your inseam

*rimshot*

[miss_american_pie]

27. Is she shopping or working there?

[Fountain79]

35. working...n/t

[flvegan]

29. "Do you have any underwear I can check out?"

[skygazer]

30. If she works there, be low key

Take it from a woman who works retail - we get hit on all the time and with some of the lamest approaches imaginable. Guys seem to think that because we smile and talk to them, we must be interested. Actually, it's because we're paid to do it.

Which is not to say that you can't have success with a woman who works retail - my bf of five 1/2 years was a customer when I met him. But just have some class. Be yourself. Strike up a conversation and see if she responds to it. Show up often enough to let her know you like her but not so often she has you arrested for stalking. Ask her if she'd like to have coffee or something. Just be friendly and casual and nice. Don't play games.

That's my advice, anyway. Good luck.

[Left Is Write]

31. I don't.

[aein]

32. observe her and try to start a conversation

"Hey, what do you think of this shirt?"
"Nice sandals, where did you get them?"
"Do you go to X school"

You cannot hide that you're hitting on her. Girls aren't dumb. But just show that you're nice (smile) and that you're confident (speak clearly), and for god sakes, if she lets you in somehow, ask a question about it. She's an english major? Favorite book. Sometimes I'll hear this kind of stuff and be too fazed to ask.

90% of the time it's not going to go anywhere. She's not interested or she has a boyfriend, etc. But don't let it get you down (that's the hardest part). Always be a gentleman, even if she's hostile.

[Fountain79]

34. More information.....

The store is urban outfitters.