So they have this new medication that helps prolong sex for men...

[Deja Q]

That'll make sports like fencing and cockfighting better, I suppose.

But why has nobody made a drug that prolongs the ability of a man to GET a date, which in turn leads to all those other things (conversation, spending money, listening to idle chatter, spending more money, et al) that eventually leads to sex?

It'd have to be prozac, ritalin, valium, and a misprogrammed ATM machine all rolled into one.

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

1. "Prolong sex for men" and "cockfighting" should never

be used in the same thread. Conjures the wrong kind of picture.

En garde!

[cobalt1999]

2. they do.

It's called alcohol, but you have to give it in large quantities to the potential date.