Guava Jelly
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:07 PM
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How can I be less sexier? |
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I am so tired of being treated like a sex toy!! :)
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:08 PM
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1. Do you think you can be? LOL eom |
Guava Jelly
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:10 PM
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I try to be "less sexy" but it aint working :7
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:11 PM
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3. Order a Coors when you're at a bar |
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Yes, I'm still holding a grudge over all their previous misdeeds
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Guava Jelly
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:14 PM
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4. I only drink imports or microbrewery beers |
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Most American beer is piss water. I won't even cook with coors.
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:15 PM
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How can you be less sexy?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You could not be less sexy if you tried, baby.......
And you're not trying!
Yeah, yeah......tired of being a sex toy.......my ass! :rofl:
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Guava Jelly
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:23 PM
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9. What me?? I am pure and innocent |
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People just have dirty minds :)
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:20 PM
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6. Do your best to look like me |
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I find that looking like me usually does the trick for everyone else.
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:21 PM
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7. Stop vibrating so much. |
Guava Jelly
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:22 PM
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8. I only vibrate when you call |
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:34 PM
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Sadly enough, not having an internal combustion engine is the ultimate anti-aphrodisiac in our warped society.
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:35 PM
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11. I went without a vehicle until i hit my 20's |
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It does put a damper on picking up the ladies
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:39 PM
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13. so your problem is solved |
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Now I know what Dr Phil feels like
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:37 PM
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How can you be tired? I haven't even gotten to play with you yet...
Better recharge them batteries, darlin'...
:evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-09-06 08:39 PM
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14. I would need a nuclear reactor to charge myself up |
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enough to handle a bomb shell like triple R :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-09-06 10:56 PM
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15. I'd say neglecting the ear and nose hair is a good start! |
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Sat Sep-09-06 11:02 PM
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16. Now, why would you want that? |
Guava Jelly
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Sun Sep-10-06 05:16 AM
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26. because i am tired of all the sexual harassment |
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That i get from you :rofl:
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Sun Sep-10-06 10:32 AM
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Sun Sep-10-06 10:51 AM
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41. you are surely a she-devil |
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Sat Sep-09-06 11:09 PM
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17. Don't change a thing. n/t |
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Sun Sep-10-06 05:14 AM
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25. So if i never change hummmm |
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Edited on Sun Sep-10-06 05:14 AM by GoPsUx
I could wear the same clothes for years . And neglect my hygiene... Thank you :)
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Sat Sep-09-06 11:14 PM
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18. Don't change a thing... |
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Sun Sep-10-06 06:31 AM
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Sun Sep-10-06 03:35 AM
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Sun Sep-10-06 05:12 AM
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I said i want to be less sexier not The elephant man.. :)
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Sun Sep-10-06 03:34 PM
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43. hahahaha, okay, turn libertarian...they are much more fun then Republicans |
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Sun Sep-10-06 03:51 AM
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20. Start wearing camouflage everywhere even if you aren't in the military. |
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Stop shaving, washing your hair and wearing deodorant.
Keep a toothpick in the corner of your mouth.
Wear an "NRA" baseball cap.
That ought to do it. :P
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Sun Sep-10-06 04:41 AM
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I could post a picture of me right now. baggy eyed with my hair sticking up like don king.
But then no one would ever wanna flirt with me.:rofl:
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Sun Sep-10-06 04:44 AM
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22. I thought that was the goal |
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Sun Sep-10-06 04:45 AM
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23. But then all the straight ladys in the room would |
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have one less guy to treat like a cheap piece of meat :) I wouldnt want that. :rofl:
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Sun Sep-10-06 05:28 AM
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27. Can't a boy just sit at the bar and have a drink...alone??!! |
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I have the same problem.
Women are wolves.
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Sun Sep-10-06 05:32 AM
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And they keep sizing me up it just gets old sometimes sniff sniff
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:05 AM
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30. Enjoy eating large feast until you become portly. |
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:12 AM
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31. Stop posting that guitar pic |
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:14 AM
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32. Thank you and Good morning |
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:16 AM
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Thank you and good morning. :D :hi:
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:18 AM
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34. And for my great and very hot friend MaP |
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My 6000th Post And I am honored to give it to you :)
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:19 AM
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And I'm honored to receive it. :)
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Sun Sep-10-06 08:49 AM
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36. the one thing that would do it for me |
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for you to be less sexy: become a republican, body and spirit. you'll instantly lose your sexy status. :)
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Sun Sep-10-06 09:20 AM
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38. I sure wouldnt wanna do that |
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Sun Sep-10-06 09:01 AM
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Sun Sep-10-06 09:20 AM
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39. Yes, I find that so annoying |
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I much prefer being treated as a serious sex object rather than as a toy. I'm the only one that gets to play with it, everybody else is so overawed by it.
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Sun Sep-10-06 11:21 AM
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Nothing is as un-sexy as golf and anything related to golf. x(
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