How stoned can a person get?

[JVS]

[leftofthedial]

1. stoned enough to become a right wing fascist "president"

[jus_the_facts]

2. "Gonna get so high...that I just don't know my name!"

:hi:Gov't Mule :headbang: :smoke:



Monkey Hill
(Warren Haynes, Allen Woody)
Buzzard Rock Music (BMI) / Woody Music (SESAC)
http://www.mule.net/discography/01/index.html#04

Last night and the night before
The thunder crowed and the rooster roared
I woke up sweating on somebody's floor
You know how the story goes

The dirty streets, they can be so mean
Everybody trying to live so clean
Me, I’m stuck here in between
And it's a fine line

Down on monkey hill
Saw a brother screaming on the corner
Talkin' 'bout some low down dirty shame
And he said
Gonna get so high that I just don't know my name

Between the buildings and the alleyways
That's where the living is done
Where the young boys chase the dragon
That's where flesh and steel are one

Down on monkey hill
Saw another brother testifying this morning
Talkin' 'bout how he lost everything
And he said
Gonna get so high that I just don't know my name

Everybody's talking shit and jivin'
Hard to tell which is which
Dealers and healers
Businessmen and bankers
They all be scratchin' that itch

Down on monkey hill
Saw another brother testifying this evening
Talkin’ ‘bout how he left his soul in DeNang
And he said
Gonna get so high that I just don't know my name
Gonna get so high
I don't know my name
Down on monkey hill

[Ravenseye]

3. Well this one time....

I couldn't remember how to walk. I was standing on the deck and everyone went inside. Once I figured out how to walk I went up to the sliding glass door but couldn't figure it out, so I walked around the house and went in the front door instead.

Another time I was so stoned I could feel the gravity from the Nascar In-Car and fell out of my chair. I then laid on the floor for a long long time unable/unwilling to get up.

so pretty stoned.

[Nikia]

4. One can pass out or hallucinate nadly

I think that the best thing that one can do if they are too stoned is to lie down someplace safe and comfortable and take a nap until the effects lessen.

[graywarrior]

5. Not stoned enough.

[REDKING]

6. A friend of mine once thought....

he was a red indian,I once walked onto a wall,I thought it was still far away....quite stoned
Peace..RK:+

[MamaBear]

7. Enough.

Stoned enough to believe you know exactly what some songwriter intended.
Stoned enough to believe you have just seen the most incredible moonlit landscape ever.
Stoned eoung to believe that peace among people, and nations, is possible.

Pretty stoned.

Anybody got a copy of Far Side of the Moon they could lend me? :smoke:

[WindRavenX]

8. once I was so stoned I couldn't move

Good oregon bud :smoke:

I think we played the original mario brothers for 3 hours.

[jus_the_facts]

21. I can relate...

....uhm I really need to lie down somewhere...right NOW thanks!

How 'bout dem YANKEES!! DJ's kickin' ass and takin' names lately!

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

9. That has been a question i have wondered about for years

My best friends little brother (who's in his 30's now)Is a major pot head
I seen this guy chain smoke very big hooters..And I always wondered "how freaken high do you need to be??"
How stoned is stoned enough??

[deutsey]

10. The Beatles got so stoned they let Ringo sing

:evilgrin: Old Bill Hicks joke.

[Guava Jelly]

11. Bill Hicks Was the freaken greatest!!

I sure miss him!!

[Cannikin]

12. Dont smoke dope when you're high you dont get no higher just lower on dope

[JVS]

19. See this is the problem I'm trying to solve.

On one hand your advice must be right after a certain point, on the other hand I need to know what the point is so that I can assess if it is time to stop and mellow out or if it is time to press on and get so fucked up that it is impossible to move and hallucinations begin

[mark414]

13. stoned enough to waste pot

don't get me wrong, i would smoke pot all day if i could but not all at once...eventually it's just a waste - a tight budget taught me that...

but jesus have i had some crazy hallucinations from smoking a lot of really good pot...

[JVS]

20. To get really fucked up one should be willing to spend the same amount...

as one would be willing to spend getting roaring drunk. So how far should say $40 get you toward those halucinations?

[mark414]

22. depends on how good it is...

but i'd rather use that $40 for acid...

[JVS]

23. touche

[TK421]

14. Enough to realize that smoking pot just makes me hungry and sleepy

[Lethe]

15. in my experience, this is the answer

when you see ninjas attacking

[benny05]

16. Not like I could 30 years ago

Getting stoned today is more complicated and expensive. But to repeat Bruce Hornsby, "It's just the Way It Is."

It was nice when bags were $10 and not laced with a bunch of %$*(.

[Floogeldy]

17. So stoned that he or she falls asleep.

[Broken_Hero]

18. In my youth

I got so stoned, that I couldn't open my eyes, it felt like I was going to spin right off the face of earth...I was sick, and not feeling well...I was a lightweight at the time, and it was my first time hotboxing...whew, I was messed up something fierce. :hi:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

24. Only so stoned.

THC's a partial agonist.

[hunter]

25. This...